shah269 0 #1 October 9, 2009 Why are we bomb the moon? A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 October 9, 2009 eeeeewwwww moon cheese splattered into space. Ummm that's gonna leave a mark. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 October 9, 2009 The Moononians will not be pleased with this! But ask us if we care! We have an atmosphere! And we have burritos! What do they got!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #4 October 9, 2009 Quote Why are we bomb the moon? A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks! Are you on crack?Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #5 October 9, 2009 They hate us for our freedom."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 October 9, 2009 Quote Are you on crack? kmills, you don't watch Futurama? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapp_Brannigan http://www.geocities.com/inkyville/zapp_quotes.html It's juvenile, it's crass, it's shallow....it's a great show!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #7 October 9, 2009 Quote The Moononians will not be pleased with this! But ask us if we care! We have an atmosphere! And we have burritos! What do they got! All of their skydivers got broken legs. (no air means crappy glide ratio and piss-poor flare.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote The Moononians will not be pleased with this! But ask us if we care! We have an atmosphere! And we have burritos! What do they got! All of their skydivers got broken legs. (no air means crappy glide ratio and piss-poor flare.) And they bounce higher too. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #9 October 9, 2009 The headline should read: Obama bombs the moon. Nobel peace prize recinded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #10 October 9, 2009 The moononites will have their revenge! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 October 9, 2009 Quote Obama bombs the moon. Nobel peace prize awarded. This is a preemptive war with the Lunonians! This bombing prevented a non existent war! After all what makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #12 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Obama bombs the moon. Nobel peace prize awarded. This is a preemptive war with the Lunonians! This bombing prevented a non existent war! After all what makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? Wait just a minute!!! Are we at war with the Moononians or the Lunonians ?!? .........or is it just with the Moononites? (militant, terrorist wing of the Moononians.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 October 9, 2009 Listen up my good man, I don't care what they call them selves! Be it Moononians, Lunonians or the jonas brothers! We are going to bomb them just so we don't have to understand their culture nor speak their language! Now lode up Rosy and Opera in the next Delta rocket! Time to pummel these people!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #14 October 9, 2009 Earth = 01 Moon = 00 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #15 October 9, 2009 proof that americans will bomb anything!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #16 October 9, 2009 >Earth = 01 >Moon = 00 Earth=001 Moon=130 D'oh! http://meteorites.wustl.edu/lunar/moon_meteorites_list_alpha.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote The Moononians will not be pleased with this! But ask us if we care! We have an atmosphere! And we have burritos! What do they got! All of their skydivers got broken legs. (no air means crappy glide ratio and piss-poor flare.) And they bounce higher too. BUT...Imagin the 8 minute freefall from 12,500! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #18 October 9, 2009 >>Earth = 01 >>Moon = 00 >Earth=001 >Moon=130 It's at least: Earth=004 Moon=130 There were a couple of old lunar orbiters that were intentionally crashed into areas suspected of containing ice.The first attempt was in 1999. Another in 2006. This mission will crash two instruments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #19 October 9, 2009 I don't believe NASA when they say we are liberating the Lunarians from the oppresive regime run by the Moonarites. We did it for their Water "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #20 October 9, 2009 >Imagin the 8 minute freefall from 12,500! Only 70 seconds, unfortunately. And you land with a speed of 238mph. Practice that PLF! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 October 9, 2009 Quote>Imagin the 8 minute freefall from 12,500! Only 70 seconds, unfortunately. And you land with a speed of 238mph. Practice that PLF! That'd be some badass swoops and wingsuiting...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #22 October 9, 2009 >That'd be some badass swoops and wingsuiting... Although your wingsuit would have to have a few of these: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #23 October 9, 2009 I wonder what the OT (observer to target) factor was on that mission? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #24 October 9, 2009 Quote BUT...Imagin the 8 minute freefall from 12,500! and imagine your bounce cos a canopy aint deploying in a vacuumDudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #25 October 10, 2009 Quote >That'd be some badass swoops and wingsuiting... Although your wingsuit would have to have a few of these: Ahhhh CRAP! My wingsuit doesn't have a Thrust Vector Actuator I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
