normiss 898 #1 October 15, 2009 Has been kind enough to remind me why I despise cops. You guys are just fucked up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 October 15, 2009 Gotta be a good story... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 October 15, 2009 Hmmm, I've seen the trailers on TV, but thought it was just another cop reality show. I'll have to check it out on Hulu.com"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #4 October 15, 2009 Arctic Man. 300 miles from fucking nowhere. Still, they arrest people for PD, or PI depending on your state. Private property people, invite the neighbors, require people to sign a waiver. NEVER let the po po on the property. Never. Lots of super dicks out there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 October 15, 2009 Quote Lots of super dicks out there. Now your thread intrigues me. Do go on about these super dicks and where a girl can find them. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #6 October 15, 2009 Speed through Winter Park any day of the week. Drink in some remote place in Alaska 300 miles from nowhere. Flash boobies in Daytona during any bike rally. Get caught with weed. I even got a ticket at a gas pump once. While pumping gas. You're more than guaranteed to meet Mr. Instant Dick (just add badge and gun). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 October 15, 2009 Quote You're more than guaranteed to meet Mr. Instant Dick (just add badge and gun). Oooh, playing dress-up with a super, instant dick...even better! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #8 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote You're more than guaranteed to meet Mr. Instant Dick (just add badge and gun). Oooh, playing dress-up with a super, instant dick...even better! my you are naughty this morning............................what you doin after workYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 October 15, 2009 Quote what you doin after work Hmmm...do you have a badge and a gun? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #10 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote what you doin after work Hmmm...do you have a badge and a gun? I got a gun but I don't need no stinkin badges sorry could not resistYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 October 15, 2009 I think I'm getting thirsty. Beer's on me!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #12 October 15, 2009 I'll have to bring my Wells Fargo Security Guard badge ... and my gun. "This is my rifle and this is my gun!" it was interesting to be a guard in the NJ/Philly area back in the day. Most of the warehouses were mafia owned. "Forced breaks" were VERY interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #13 October 15, 2009 Party starts at 5pm (unless you get here earlier)edited cause I type to fast and don't proof read You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #14 October 15, 2009 Quote it was interesting to be a guard in the NJ/Philly area back in the day. Most of the warehouses were mafia owned. "Forced breaks" were VERY interesting. Well things have changed. The politicians drove the mafia out... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #15 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote it was interesting to be a guard in the NJ/Philly area back in the day. Most of the warehouses were mafia owned. "Forced breaks" were VERY interesting. Well things have changed. The politicians drove the mafia out... i think id rather work for the mafia.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #16 October 15, 2009 You & me both. The Mafia have scruples & honor guiding them. The politicians... When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #17 October 15, 2009 I'm shocked at your attitude. Alaska is renowned as the land of good government. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
