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BillyVance

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maybe. are you up for a 16 way? i don't want to do anything too big for my first jump in a couple years.

i'm actually trying to convince my wife that we should go up on saturday since we'll be in biloxi that morning anyway, but she doesn't want to unleash our demon spawn on the poor unsuspecting skydivers at the dz.


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I think it's criminal when a man gives his wife the best years of his life, fathered, provided for and coached her children - and then when he gets a bit of a paunch and loses some hair she dumps him like a used condom for some vapid, hottie cabana boy 20 years younger than she is.

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I think it's criminal when a man gives his wife the best years of his life, fathered, provided for and coached her children - and then when he gets a bit of a paunch and loses some hair she dumps him like a used condom for some vapid, hottie cabana boy 20 years younger than she is.


Yeah look what happened to Bruce Willis!
He'll be making Die Hard movies till he's 90 just so he can support his x wife and her "boyfriend"!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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maybe. are you up for a 16 way? i don't want to do anything too big for my first jump in a couple years.

i'm actually trying to convince my wife that we should go up on saturday since we'll be in biloxi that morning anyway, but she doesn't want to unleash our demon spawn on the poor unsuspecting skydivers at the dz.



16?, hell the otter will haul more than that, lets at least make it a plane load event.:)

We have some new DZ kids running around that I am sure could keep yours busy. See you Saturday:D


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If she chose the moniker: either he is well endowed and great looking or she wanted the skydiving comunity to laugh at him.

If he chose it: short dick and he knows his wife is fucking massive meat and he needs to make himself feel better?????

Maybe its just a ploy to get you to ask this question????/B|


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Nah, I saw the "Trophy wife" discussion in the women's forum and thought, why not one for us here, out of jest... :P


I was going to start one here to counter some of the nutty remarks from the woman's side. But thought I would better not. And then I posted that maybe they had "stephord wife" confused with "trophy wife" and it all went to hell.

A stepford husband would probably be Chet the pool boy.

And a trophy husband would probably be the guy who helps with the kids and around the house and still manages to dress well.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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