TrophyHusband 0 #1 August 21, 2009 my wife and i bought road bikes a few weeks ago but i just can't get comfortable. my gut and my balls are fighting for space and my poor tallywhacker is caught in the middle kinda like when mythbusters smashed that car in between two semi trucks. if the little fella would just lay off to to side, i think everything would be ok, but he plays scared turtle and that's just not comfy. and for the record, i'm a grower so there's not a problem when its time to use it, it just folds up compact for storage. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twofast 0 #2 August 21, 2009 Quote...it, it just folds up compact for storage. lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 August 21, 2009 Thanks for the morning chuckle. And the funny part is I was trying to visualize what the hell you were describing. Not too pretty. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 August 21, 2009 Lmao....I thought all Guys wanted a bigger penis but for another reason... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 August 21, 2009 I just went for a 1 hour ride and my package is glad I'm done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 August 21, 2009 Properly packing the package for comfort is a fine art. Take a tip from the Polish Cycling Team:"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 August 21, 2009 Ewww Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 August 21, 2009 Quote Ewww Now why do guys in tight-fitting shorts elicit that reaction from a chick?We all know if it was a female cycling team sporting camel-toes, all the guys would be salivating."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #9 August 21, 2009 Quote I thought all Guys wanted a bigger penis but for another reason... Oh God no, it gets in the way as it is!"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 August 21, 2009 I received this email today. Gain 3 inchs 1 Month Free Trial Try before You Buy http://buildafter.comBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 August 21, 2009 Quote I received this email today. Gain 3 inchs 1 Month Free Trial Try before You Buy http://buildafter.com Does that work for boobs too? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 August 21, 2009 i'm sure the visual would have been worse last week, before i got the back under control. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 August 21, 2009 that pic belongs on billy's thread "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 August 21, 2009 i have a 1 hour ride in a couple of weeks. i did 40 minutes this morning. for the first 5 minutes, there literally feels like there is a popcorn kernal on my corn hole. i spend the first ten minutes getting my weiner in the right spot, and the last ten minutes were brutal on my ass and wrists. hopefully i toughen up soon, i would hate it if i only get 20 minutes of enjoyable riding at a time. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #15 August 21, 2009 What are you wearing (seriously)? If you have a good pair of trou on and the seat is set right (which actually takes some work) you should be good to go. It's not just a "get used to it" thing. If it hurts now it'll hurt later. Make sure you have everything else in order (trou, seat, etc). "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #16 August 21, 2009 i've got bike shorts with a lot of padding. i went commando for the first time this morning and it seemed a little easier than before to get everything in the right place, but it still took a while. when i bought the bike, the guy put it on a trainer and spent some time adjusting it to my body. i have to take it back in after 60-90 days so they can re-adjust everything. hopefully a little weight loss will help matters as well. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #17 August 21, 2009 We can send humans to the moon. We can transplant faces. We can give vision to the blind. But penis enlargment surgery hasn't been perfected yet?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 August 21, 2009 oh you mean pedal bikes? I was talkin dirt bikes/motorcycles. Never mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #19 August 21, 2009 Thanks for the laughs ... Btw, we don't need "longer" ... if anything, we like ticker ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #20 August 21, 2009 actually the problem isn't that it's too short, it's just too thick to make the bend over to the side. i didn't want to say that at first because i didn't want to make the other guys feel inferior. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 August 21, 2009 I guess mine is long enough! What kinda bike did you get? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 August 21, 2009 That's why I ride a horse.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 August 21, 2009 Quotei've got bike shorts with a lot of padding. There is a problem. The chamois in the shorts is there to prevent chaffing, and nothing more. All of your weight needs to be on the sit bones, not your soft parts. Shorts with thick padding lift the fabric up so it rubs on the soft parts, and causes irritation. The worst example is the gel shorts. And never wear anything under the shorts; It defeats the purpose of the chamois, which is to eliminate seams. Something you might also try is chamois cream, eg: http://www.rei.com/product/723140 You spread a thin layer on the chamois before putting on the shorts. Some people swear they won't ride w/o it; Other people swear they will never use it; YMMV."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 August 21, 2009 No, no, no. It's all about the udder balm. http://www.originaludderbalm.com/udderbalm/ Used by cyclists, runners, and other athletes to prevent chafing. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 August 21, 2009 Quote No, no, no. It's all about the udder balm. http://www.originaludderbalm.com/udderbalm/ Used by cyclists, runners, and other athletes to prevent chafing. Yes, I've heard of that, along with an assortment of others. I just included the Assos link because it seems to be one of the most popular. I don't use it myself, but did try a sample that came with an order. I felt like I was putting on a dirty diaper."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
