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Three? Holy crap!



lol too many? 1 is boring so I figured why not three?



Well, I don't like to load my super heros up with too many powers. One seems to usually be enough. More just makes it kinda silly. In fact, in writing stories, there is a definite reason to keep the count down to one; it allows for the story to be much more focused.

I never understood why Superman needed so many different powers.
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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Invisibility
Ability to pass through solid objects at will
Super-speed



id have to go with these.
Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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-Rapid Healing (a la Wolverine): instantly making me the most awesome swooper in history.

-Ability to breathe under water: cutting the cost of SCUBA down to virtually nothing. And

-The Ability to Understand Women: allowing me to rule the f*cking world.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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U.S Miltary
Don Kirlin
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:D:D:D:S:D WTF?! I'm a "superpower"? Silly cheesy! :D:D

OK... my three

1. Accelerated healing - both personal and the ability to "share" that power. But NOT Invulnerability like Superman, or even nigh-invulnerability like the Tick. I'm human... not a God, nor an Immortal.

2. Innate capacity for knowledge - like Forge... come on, wouldn't that just be WAY COOL to be able to learn ANYTHING that you wanted?!

3. Power negation - Your silly powers don't work on me.

(I also would like intangibility or phasing like Kitty, but that power is kinda like a "run away" power... and those above are more defensive than offensive, but not quite so "lame".... not that Kitty is "lame"... she's WAY MORE COOL than I am... well... besides being fictional...)



OHHHHH... and those that want to "fly" but don't want to break the rules - try Gravity Manipulation or Elemental Manipulation

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If you could choose to have 3 superpowers which would you choose? And because most here are skydivers the only rule is you can't pick the ability to fly.



1) Open pickle jars without slinging pickle juice all over the place.
2) Crank a Briggs & Stratton on the first pull.
3) Be able to read tomorrow's morning newspaper today.

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-The Ability to Understand Women: allowing me to rule the f*cking world.



Dude, they said superpowers, not impossibilites.

Me, I'd like:

Invisibility, although sometimes it seems I have that now.

Telekenesis - It'd be nice to be able to save someone from a bad swoop before they hit the ground.

Healling - both myself and others
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

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-The Ability to Understand Women: allowing me to rule the f*cking world.



Men already rule the world.. If they understood women they would bow down to us instead!! :ph34r::ph34r:

So I think this one would backfire on ya!!!

Mine would be:

1-immortality (with the free-will to kill myself - ie: only I can end my life)
2-eternal beauty/youth/health

Reckon those two would suffice.. Given enough time, I'd be able to achieve just about anything.. And the second point is purely out of vanity!! :P:D
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-The Ability to Understand Women: allowing me to rule the f*cking world.



Men already rule the world.. If they understood women they would bow down to us instead!! :ph34r::ph34r:


Correction: Men RUN the world. Who RULES it is easily explained by simple Transitive Equality: Allowing that:

The WORLD is governed by MAN => MAN is mostly governed by the PENIS, and => We pretty much know who has the "handle" on that

Then who truly possesses the potential dominance and who's just managed to steal it because they have bigger, hairier arms?

My simple, but beautiful theory is that if I could only discern what the hell women were talking about, nay THINKING :o, then I would truly be the most powerful man on earth. (Or at least go down in history as the FIRST.)
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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My simple, but beautiful theory is that if I could only discern what the hell women were talking about, nay THINKING :o, then I would truly be the most powerful man on earth. (Or at least go down in history as the FIRST.)



But I have power negation... so :P:P I get to remain the straight forward, logical enigma. :D:D:D

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