banesanura 1 #1 October 27, 2009 I want gods love. I want god inside me and my soul. I want feel his faith all over me. I wanna see the light. Immaculate conception....wait.... no... the regular way is better.... I found god and his name is Bear Grylls. I would like to get to know God s bit better. I want the power of god to compel me. Hard. I wonder if he has x ray vision....Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #2 October 27, 2009 QuoteI found god On the corner of seventh avenue? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #3 October 27, 2009 Quote his name is Bear Grylls You have got to be shitting me or are high. That guy is a total ass clown with his "man vs wild" series. It should renamed "what not to do in the wild" or maybe even" this guy doesn't know Jack or shit". My advice, keep looking and put down the crack pipe."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 October 27, 2009 Did you used this flowchart? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 October 27, 2009 I don't smoke crack. I just think he's hot. They should make a man vs wild and have him go out with me for a night. Ill make it wild! Ha ha ha haBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #6 October 27, 2009 I found God once. I loaded a bunch of burnable trash in a 55 gallon drum, poured a pint of gas in, forgot I had done that and after about 10 minutes, poured another pint in. After about another 5 minutes I threw a match into the drum. The explosion was terrific and burned off my eyelashes, eyebrows and part of what little hair I had left. Needless to say, I saw God... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 October 27, 2009 Quote Did you used this flowchart? That's hilarious. Thanks. Oooo, now I want some bacon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdshit 0 #8 October 27, 2009 Quote I just think he's hot. Yep, nothing like breath that smells like hissing cockroaches, or dead fish, or whatever he had to eat this week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 October 27, 2009 Quote I want gods love. I want god inside me and my soul. I want feel his faith all over me. I wanna see the light. Immaculate conception....wait.... no... the regular way is better.... I found god and his name is Bear Grylls. I would like to get to know God s bit better. I want the power of god to compel me. Hard. I wonder if he has x ray vision.... No problem making jokes about God, as long as it's a joke degrading Him and not uplifting him... that would belong in Speaker's Corner.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #10 October 27, 2009 QuoteI don't smoke crack. I just think he's hot. They should make a man vs wild and have him go out with me for a night. Ill make it wild! Ha ha ha ha Bear Gryll's shoots his show, makes it appear he's spending the night in the "wild" an d then he goes back to his hotel room. You'd like to join in his room. Given that he's a pussy compared to say... Les Stroud, who really does do what his show demonstrates.... Some women don't want survivorman, they want pu**y. Now it all makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #11 October 27, 2009 Quote That guy is a total ass clown with his "man vs wild" series. It should renamed "what not to do in the wild" or maybe even" this guy doesn't know Jack or shit". Read http://www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/tv--radio/tv-reviews/man-vs-wild/2009/10/26/1256405336019.html. Scroll past the Jamie Oliver review. When the TV critic takes the piss out of your survival skills, you know you've got problems. Sample quotes: QuoteAfter explaining how he'll demonstrate survival skills perfected over millennia by the Australian Aborigines, he shows us how to find north-east using just the sun and a wristwatch. Quote...during a tropical thunderstorm, builds a shelter in what appears to be a dry creek bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 October 27, 2009 Ha ha that guy would be crying for his mommy after 10 minutes with you. and so would I. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #13 October 27, 2009 Thanks! I'll start my conversion to Buddhism tomorrow. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 October 27, 2009 i like chinese take out too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #15 October 27, 2009 Bear grylls for president! Woo! He's freaking sexy as hell. I was watching his show. And I was hooked. In one show I saw him eat dear heart, get naked, piss on stuff, get naked again. For some reason I kept staring at the blurry spots hoping I could depict the size of his love lance. No luck. Compared to survivor man he's better looking. Oh. I like the guy will Willis too on that combat show. Sexy beast! Whiskey whiskey...... Me owBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 October 27, 2009 Quote his name is Bear Grylls. Bear is nice eye candy, but ever since I've started camping, I've thought "Lofty" was The Man. (not a god... but good tips on how to cheat death) Eye candy has it's place. It sells lots of DVD's. And giving the man his due, he DID get into the frozen water to show how to get out. (I wouldn't have gotten in that BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote Did you used this flowchart? That's hilarious. Thanks. Oooo, now I want some bacon. ME, TOO! Wanna start a religion? Oh, wait. I guess I'll just meet you at the gathering.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 October 27, 2009 Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 October 27, 2009 i thought she wanted to see time "fly". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #20 October 27, 2009 QuoteThat guy is a total ass clown with his "man vs wild" series. It should renamed "what not to do in the wild" or maybe even" this guy doesn't know Jack or shit". I was always impressed with the fighter pilots that get shot down. Those guy have the real survival skills, and they use them in hostile territory. I would love to see Bear get punched in the face (to simulate an ejection) then pushed out of a plane with a round canopy over rough country. Even without enemy troops tyring to kill him, I would be surprised if he survived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote That guy is a total ass clown with his "man vs wild" series. It should renamed "what not to do in the wild" or maybe even" this guy doesn't know Jack or shit". I was always impressed with the fighter pilots that get shot down. Those guy have the real survival skills, and they use them in hostile territory. I would love to see Bear get punched in the face (to simulate an ejection) then pushed out of a plane with a round canopy over rough country. Even without enemy troops tyring to kill him, I would be surprised if he survived. I'm not greedy. I just want to see him punched in the face - oooohhhhh - Celebrity Death Match!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #22 October 27, 2009 I don't appreciate you guys talking about my husband and god that way. You heretics! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #23 October 27, 2009 Quote I would love to see Bear get punched in the face (to simulate an ejection) then pushed out of a plane with a round canopy over rough country. haven't you seen his landings under a regular canopy? he would be better off under a round. that said, the guy was special forces and has summited everest. he has earned his bad-ass card, he just does really stupid shit on his show. he's not really a pussy, he just plays one on tv. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 October 27, 2009 ...eat dear heart, get naked, piss on stuff, get naked again. Divot does all that and more as part of his weekly mating ritual! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 October 27, 2009 Quote Divot does all that and more as part of his weekly mating ritual! At least he's getting it once a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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