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Survival scenario: Choose five items...

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...to bring with you on a big ass deserted island somewhere in the warm Pacific.



What resources does this big-ass deserted island have on it? Fresh water? Trees? Wild game?

The items most needed, will depend upon what is already available.

For example, if there is no fresh water, you're #1 item is going to be a way to make fresh water from salt water. If there is a fresh water spring, then you can use that selection for something else, like a stack of books to read.

Photo: I had plenty of fresh water recently on Lake Powell, Utah.

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...to bring with you on a big ass deserted island somewhere in the warm Pacific.



What resources does this big-ass deserted island have on it? Fresh water? Trees? Wild game?

The items most needed, will depend upon what is already available.

For example, if there is no fresh water, you're #1 item is going to be a way to make fresh water from salt water. If there is a fresh water spring, then you can use that selection for something else, like a stack of books to read.

Photo: I had plenty of fresh water recently on Lake Powell, Utah.




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I'd take ...

(1) My steel sparky making thing
(2) A butter knife (not allowed a sharpe one, I'm British)
(3) Sun screen
(4) Man-kini
(5) Flip flops ... I hate hot sand on my feets



a Man-kini?!

at the risk of pissing off... well... probably EVERYBODY....

TTIWWOP!! :D:D:D:)

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I'd take ...

(1) My steel sparky making thing
(2) A butter knife (not allowed a sharpe one, I'm British)
(3) Sun screen
(4) Man-kini
(5) Flip flops ... I hate hot sand on my feets



a Man-kini?!

at the risk of pissing off... well... probably EVERYBODY....

TTIWWOP!! :D:D:D:)


There were a pic or two recently posted of a mankini. Go look at those. :S:P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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...to bring with you to a big ass deserted island somewhere in the warm Pacific. You'll be rescued in exactly one year, you're wearing business attire and all five items have to fit in your one duffel back that will go with you.



Assumptions:
-Deserted island - coconut trees, mangos and papayas. So got the Vit C covered (no scurvy).

-Bringing a personal locator beacon or a sat phone isn't going to get rescue any quicker than "exactly one year." That said, this is only a one year camping trip... not a Gilligan's Island Adventure.

-Business attire for me - I'll take the scrubs and merrells over the stupid lil skirt and heels. And since I'm in my scrubs... that would also include gloves, a mask and a surgical hat... and there would just *cough* happen to be a Keith needle somewhere in there too.

So I need Water, Food (protein... other than bugs) and motivation to enjoy the one year solo camping trip.

1. Clear plastic tarp
2. Knife
3. Mg Fire starter
4. MIL-C-5040H Type IV
5. Pictures of friends and family

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iPhone. I'm sure there's an app for getting rescued off a deserted island.



AT&T can't even provide coverage in the US, much less a deserted island. They even have a 30% dropped call rate in New York city. You'd have to be on a resort island to get any kind of coverage from the Death Star.
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Leatherman (Multi tool)
9 Volt battery
Steel wool
Rope
Any type of bag, grocery or trash..

Assuming you are in business attire then you would be wearing a tie which would do wonders for lashing stuff
Warm pacific? Jungle? pretty much anything can be made...
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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1) Satellite Phone
2) GPS
3) Bottle of scotch
4) Donald Trump's credit card
5) My girlfriend (might be a tight fit in the duffel bag but I bet I could get her in there.)

FYI - You said I would not be rescued for a year, but you never said I couldn't have stuff delivered. I bet I could have the island turned into a resort community complete with a nice DZ in a year :)
Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open!

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1 ~ Explosive Parker Pen (007 brand)
2 ~ Ericsson Mobile Phone (007 brand - produce a 2000 Volt shock)
3 ~ Rolex watch (electro-magnet & circular saw)
4 ~ Ropes
5 ~ last but not least Condoms ... condoms ...(hey, one never know...might meet man vs. wild/survivorman :$on some remote islands;):P:D)






yea...ok.....as you were! :D:P:D

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hey, one never know...might meet man vs. wild on some remote islands




That dude's a fake! He shoots the scenes for a couple hours then goes back to some 5-star hotel. I've heard ladies say they were turned off when they found out he's foney.

Most ladies like Les Stroud anyways. From a guy's point of view, Survivorman is more hardcorps, and its real! Just sayin':P

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Yeah, but he eventually had to abandon poor Wilson to save his own ass. :D




Yeah, priorities....remember that movie 'Alive'.


They would have found me alone up there in the Andes, 30 pounds heavier pickin' my teeth with a rib bone & bitching about how South American 'food' gives ya gas! >:(










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hey, one never know...might meet man vs. wild/survivorman on some remote islands



That dude's a fake! He shoots the scenes for a couple hours then goes back to some 5-star hotel. I've heard ladies say they were turned off when they found out he's foney.

Most ladies like Les Stroud anyways. From a guy's point of view, Survivorman is more hardcorps, and its real! Just sayin':P






There...I fixed it!:P Now shushhhh & let me dream!:| Ok...now where was I........???!??....oh yea.....
"Love is doing small things with great love."

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