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What's your Halloween costume?

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Funny story relevant here.... :D

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint..

The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Looking this good....it aint easy! It takes a diet high in raw fish and much much much swimming and pruning to be this sexy!

About to head out, every one have a great time have fun be safe and take lots of pictures!

Big hugs! :)

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Looking this good....it aint easy! It takes a diet high in raw fish and much much much swimming and pruning to be this sexy!

About to head out, every one have a great time have fun be safe and take lots of pictures!

Big hugs! :)



I'm sorry but that's fucking funny. :ph34r:
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Looking this good....it aint easy! It takes a diet high in raw fish and much much much swimming and pruning to be this sexy!

About to head out, every one have a great time have fun be safe and take lots of pictures!

Big hugs! :)



I'm sorry but that's fucking funny. :ph34r:

Glad you like it :)I'm a militant penguin!
You know part of the PLO (Penguin Liberation Organization) well dressed unmotivated and unskilled flightless birds :)
Are you going out tonight? Or are you going to stay in?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Altho’ my original idea was to go as a member of China’s ‘iron rose’ militia, I ended up going as an Egyptian harem girl to coordinate with my date’s costume. Since we were going to a party hosted by a couple gay friends of mine (and this weekend was ATL’s Pride Festival), I knew better than to be a straight girl dressed as a queen, i.e., Hatshepsut or Cleopatra, at a party full of Queens. :ph34r: Fabulous Southern Queens at that. ;)

/Marg


Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters.
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Altho’ my original idea was to go as a member of China’s ‘iron rose’ militia,

That's some good lookin' troops there. Never thought the commie Chinese would let them march in go-go boots and miniskirts. Add a submachine gun for style points, and you got some hot, hot babes. B|

P.S. We need a pic of your costume too.:)

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A couple peeps at the DZ hit the AC/DC concert here last weekend.

They had nothing but props for Angus.

"Man! That fucker is ripped!" " Best concert I've been to" ...



Oh yeah, it's been 15 years and AC/DC is still the best I've ever seen. Good to know they are still at it. Amazing eh? They've been at it since the early 70's!



WIsh I could've seen them..when's the next time they're on tour? couldn't go this year..next time i'm going no matter what if they're close to the east coast somewhere....



Amway Arena (formerly TD Waterhouse Centre)
Orlando, FL Thu, Nov 19 2009
8:00 PM just checked this out here tickets start at $101 and go up to $1000
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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Amway Arena (formerly TD Waterhouse Centre)
Orlando, FL Thu, Nov 19 2009
8:00 PM just checked this out here tickets start at $101 and go up to $1000



Goddamn.... I think my Razor's Edge tour tickets cost about $25 or so. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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