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Judging by the thread title, I assume it is Orgasm Day in the UK.:|



No.. :( But it's a *splendid* idea! :D:D:D:)


I'll be right over.:)(But no biting, OK?[:/])


I didn't hear you complain last time! :o:)


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Well...OK...but just don't bite any harder than last time, OK?;)



You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Like St Patricks Day here!

"Who the fuck is St. Patrick?"

"Fuck who cares?!"

:D



dude, your in OC, and your example is St. Pats day? .. I would think it would be like May 5, or that chavez guy


Well I understand why "we" celebrate Cinco de Mayo but I really don't know who St. Patty is or why the fuck we celebrate him or, more importantly, why is it not a national holiday. Besides Cinco de Mayo would probably be lost on our British friends. :D
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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]


I was thinking that Nataly had been taking long distance lessons.

2 Domanatrices on here:o:)
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]


I SAID be GRATEFUL you sad excuse for a man! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I was thinking that Nataly had been taking long distance lessons.



I don't need lessons to be a badass - I teach the class (every Wednesday, promptly at 18:00 - tardiness is severely punished by way of public humiliation).

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"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]


I SAID be GRATEFUL you sad excuse for a man! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Note to self: This one is acting pretty feisty.
Better check with Remster so see if he has some heavy-duty restraints I can borrow.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]


I SAID be GRATEFUL you sad excuse for a man! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Note to self: This one is acting pretty feisty.
Better check with Remster so see if he has some heavy-duty restraints I can borrow.:|


Don't worry - I have my own set if you like being tied up :P:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Note to self: This one is acting pretty feisty.
Better check with Remster so see if he has some heavy-duty restraints I can borrow.:|



Don't worry - I have my own set if you like me being tied up :P:D


Fixed it for you.:ph34r:
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You'll get whatever I bloody give you, you will like it, and you will scream "GIVE ME MORE MISTRESS NATALY" loud enough to wake the neighbours.

And you will be thankful, like a good boy.



Will someone please notify Nataly that Banesanura is using her account?[:/]


I SAID be GRATEFUL you sad excuse for a man! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:


Note to self: This one is acting pretty feisty.
Better check with Remster so see if he has some heavy-duty restraints I can borrow.:|


Don't worry - I have my own set if you like being tied up :P:D


PM sent:P:o
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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Have to admit I'm a bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to firework sales. I'm all for organised displays, but I don't really get why people - and let's not forget that the term 'people' encompasses some very stupid people - should be allowed to buy, handle and randomly set off explosives just cos it's a certain time of year.

If it was just the weekend closest to bonfire night it'd be manageable, but in reality it's for many weeks either side (not helped by Diwali, another celebration big on fireworks, coming just before it). It's a trying time of year for people with nervous pets (or nervous dispositions themselves! ;))

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Thanks for the morning laugh.

I went out and bought a copy of V for Vendetta and watched it last night in honor of Guy Fawkes night.

Evey Hammond: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Remember, remember the 5th of November.

Enjoy your fireworks and be safe tonight.



From Fark.com:
To Guy Fawkes, the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.
:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Remember, remember the 5th of November.

Enjoy your fireworks and be safe tonight.



From Fark.com:
To Guy Fawkes, the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.
:D


Thats fucking brilliant :D
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Bah Humbug:P

Actually, I sort of agree...but this year there have been a lot less firework abuse down our way, than in previous years(which is a good thing).

Our current dog doesn't mind them but her mom would hide behind the sofa.

P.S I'm just a big kid and lover a good, professional display.


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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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