skyrider 0 #1 November 6, 2009 Finally, a 300 within your grasp.... Remote control Bowling ball! http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/sports/4336044.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #2 November 6, 2009 Did somebody give you "the bowling speech"? "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #3 November 6, 2009 I'm told I fall like a greased bowling ball. Does that count? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 November 6, 2009 Quote Did somebody give you "the bowling speech"? LOL, Nope, but I have suggested it to a couple! Like the student that did 17 lever 6's!He was from japan, and had come to America to learn to skydive...Once he finally passed level 6 us cameramen had made a Gag level 7 video, Of Robin Burg going threw his freestyle retuine....It looked like an actual level tape.... You should have seen the poor guys face.... He watched it , stood in stunned silence, Then said, "this is Level "7"? it is Much different than the Silibus"~!I had the camera on him the whole time, it made a great addition to our joke real for Perris, and the student laughed his ass off, after he caught on! (Japanise are much better than us, at laughing at themselves)But as far as bowling, I have a 210 average...best game ever, 296... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 November 6, 2009 I know this arrogant bowler who is always telling us: "No one fucks with The Jesus!" Just wait until the next tournament when I swap his ball for one of these and watch his face as he throws gutterball after gutterball. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #6 November 6, 2009 Quote Quote Did somebody give you "the bowling speech"? LOL, Nope, but I have suggested it to a couple! Like the student that did 17 lever 6's!He was from japan, and had come to America to learn to skydive...Once he finally passed level 6 us cameramen had made a Gag level 7 video, Of Robin Burg going threw his freestyle retuine....It looked like an actual level tape.... You should have seen the poor guys face.... He watched it , stood in stunned silence, Then said, "this is Level "7"? it is Much different than the Silibus"~!I had the camera on him the whole time, it made a great addition to our joke real for Perris, and the student laughed his ass off, after he caught on! (Japanise are much better than us, at laughing at themselves)But as far as bowling, I have a 210 average...best game ever, 296... Now that's funny [/laugh] 296? Wow! Missed the last one huh? I personally have not bowled since I left my ball in a locker at NAS Whidbey Island and transferred years ago. I used to be pretty good ~200 avg."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 November 6, 2009 Quote best game ever, 296... Ouch. I'll bet you were sick, seeing that after rolling 11 in a row. I started league bowling in 1993.....was really gung-ho, practiced twice a week, etc. After i rolled my 300 in 1996, I lost all interest in it. I knew I'd never practice enough to throw an 800. So be careful about what you lust for. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 November 7, 2009 Quote I know this arrogant bowler who is always telling us: "No one fucks with The Jesus!" Just wait until the next tournament when I swap his ball for one of these and watch his face as he throws gutterball after gutterball. Ya know the difference between a packers head and a bowling ball? The packers head starts to get mushy around the 7th frame! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites