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Did somebody give you "the bowling speech"?

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LOL, Nope, but I have suggested it to a couple! Like the student that did 17 lever 6's!:o

He was from japan, and had come to America to learn to skydive...Once he finally passed level 6 us cameramen had made a Gag level 7 video, Of Robin Burg going threw his freestyle retuine....It looked like an actual level tape....

You should have seen the poor guys face....:ph34r: He watched it , stood in stunned silence, Then said, "this is Level "7"? it is Much different than the Silibus"~!:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I had the camera on him the whole time, it made a great addition to our joke real for Perris, and the student laughed his ass off, after he caught on! (Japanise are much better than us, at laughing at themselves):ph34r:

But as far as bowling, I have a 210 average...best game ever, 296...

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I know this arrogant bowler who is always telling us:
"No one fucks with The Jesus!"

Just wait until the next tournament when I swap his ball for one of
these and watch his face as he throws gutterball after gutterball.:D:D:D

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Did somebody give you "the bowling speech"?

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LOL, Nope, but I have suggested it to a couple! Like the student that did 17 lever 6's!:o

He was from japan, and had come to America to learn to skydive...Once he finally passed level 6 us cameramen had made a Gag level 7 video, Of Robin Burg going threw his freestyle retuine....It looked like an actual level tape....

You should have seen the poor guys face....:ph34r: He watched it , stood in stunned silence, Then said, "this is Level "7"? it is Much different than the Silibus"~!:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I had the camera on him the whole time, it made a great addition to our joke real for Perris, and the student laughed his ass off, after he caught on! (Japanise are much better than us, at laughing at themselves):ph34r:

But as far as bowling, I have a 210 average...best game ever, 296...


Now that's funny:D [/laugh]

296? Wow! Missed the last one huh?

I personally have not bowled since I left my ball in a locker at NAS Whidbey Island and transferred years ago. I used to be pretty good ~200 avg.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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best game ever, 296...



Ouch. I'll bet you were sick, seeing that after rolling 11 in a row.

I started league bowling in 1993.....was really gung-ho, practiced twice a week, etc. After i rolled my 300 in 1996, I lost all interest in it. I knew I'd never practice enough to throw an 800. So be careful about what you lust for. :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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I know this arrogant bowler who is always telling us:
"No one fucks with The Jesus!"

Just wait until the next tournament when I swap his ball for one of
these and watch his face as he throws gutterball after gutterball.:D:D:D





Ya know the difference between a packers head and a bowling ball?















The packers head starts to get mushy around the 7th frame!










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