banesanura 1 #1 November 13, 2009 Alright kiddos, Lets all join forces and try to make unoffical rules to sticking to business. We are talking unofficial rules to booty calls, FWB, or as some regard it "casual sex" Lets put our conscious, self respect and emotions aside and start making rules! yay! 1. When your potential FWB starts talking about themselves or giving you any sort of knowledge about their life or character, start sneezing excessively and then make a sexual comment.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 November 13, 2009 Quote1. When your potential FWB starts talking about themselves or giving you any sort of knowledge about their life or character, start sneezing excessively and then make a sexual comment. FWB - Friend with benefits. Some people who have FWBs are actually FRIENDS and do, in fact, talk about things other than sex. And there's nothing wrong with that...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #3 November 13, 2009 QuoteQuote1. When your potential FWB starts talking about themselves or giving you any sort of knowledge about their life or character, start sneezing excessively and then make a sexual comment. FWB - Friend with benefits. Some people who have FWBs are actually FRIENDS and do, in fact, talk about things other than sex. And there's nothing wrong with that... +1Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 November 13, 2009 Sorry I wasn't clear Its more like "friend" with benefits. Not really friend. I'm thinking on the super super doubley superficial friends with benefits.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 November 13, 2009 QuoteSorry I wasn't clear Its more like "friend" with benefits. Not really friend. I'm thinking on the super super doubley superficial friends with benefits. So a Fuck Buddy ??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 November 13, 2009 More like just a warm body.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 November 13, 2009 well for one thing when you and your "house guest" start screeching at each other like a married couple about where the fucking sink stopper went- then a three day visit is the limit.oh wait, you have other uses for drain plugs don't you Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 November 13, 2009 Quote We are talking unofficial rules to booty calls, FWB, or as some regard it "casual sex" Maybe we need to start with definitions first, so we're all on the same page.. I'll propose a first draft below - feel free to add/amend as appropriate. One-Night-Stand: You met somewhere random. You had sex. Once (or maybe several times in the same night). That's it. Fuck Buddy: Someone you call up only when you're horny and want sex. And it better be damned good sex. Ideally, he/she will only be on a first-name basis with you (ie: it helps when you need to scream out each-other's names, but you don't know your respective surnames - TMI). He/she will know NOTHING about you outside of your sexual preferences, your address, and what kind of sammich to bring when he/she pays you a visit. Booty Call: Much like the above, except this man/woman is possibly someone you dated for a bit and then decided you weren't up for the whole relationship thing. This person understands that although you *may* allow him/her to cuddle, he/she MUST leave at the very latest FIRST THING in the morning, before any awkward chit-chat were to commence. You know little about each-other and that's a good thing. A reliable, steady person you like to sleep with & is pretty much always up for it when you want some. FWB: This is someone you CAN and DO speak with on a regular basis. Someone you like, and also fancy somewhat, but without all the awkward emotional crap that usually ruins the sex in a relationship. Great sex, great person, no emotional commitments. This person could be a stand-by for when you meet The One, it could be a roommate, or just someone you've known forever, but couldn't bear the thought of producing offspring with (presumably he/she has an AWESOME personality but isn't all that attractive). What do people think.. Pretty much sums it up? If so, let's move on to some RULES!!! This is fun "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #9 November 13, 2009 Well done Nataly. I couldn't have said it better myself. Which category should we start with?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 November 13, 2009 Quote [If so, let's move on to some RULES!!! [sly RULES??? But that makes it as complicated at the relationship one is trying to avoid.I only need one rule: The safe word is pineapple."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #11 November 13, 2009 But pineapple is a 'dirty' word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 November 13, 2009 One night stand; pregnancy may result- use protection ** Fuck buddy; pregnancy may result- use protection ** Booty call; pregnancy may result- use protection ** FWB; pregnancy may result- use protection ** ** Phone call 32 hours after sex is optionalBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 November 13, 2009 Classic! http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=4e7_1252141301Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #14 November 13, 2009 I tried doing the casual FWB thing....It didn't stay that way!I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #15 November 13, 2009 well you can try again....maybe for a different team? Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 November 13, 2009 QuoteClassic! http://www.liveleak.com/view?c=1&i=4e7_1252141301 Oh my gosh - SO FUNNY!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #17 November 13, 2009 Quote well you can try again....maybe for a different team? Is that an offer?I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 November 13, 2009 RULE number 5 (?) When batting for the other team, all the regular rules apply."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #19 November 13, 2009 QuoteRULE number 5 (?) When batting for the other team, all the regular rules apply. Regular FB rules, right? Mine was a FWB...not FB. That's what went wrong! But maybe it's going right....I have confused myself.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 November 13, 2009 I think we should resolve this in lube wrestling.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyer2100 0 #21 November 13, 2009 I will set up the webcam so that everyone can watch and maybe charge some non-skydivers to watch so you ladies are not doing this for free. So who is pitching and who is catching? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 November 13, 2009 Rule #1: There should never be any rules just communication. Rule #2: see rule number 1TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #23 November 13, 2009 QuoteI think we should resolve this in lube wrestling. Warning....I have older brothers. I play hard, and I play to win.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #24 November 13, 2009 oooh saucey. me likey.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #25 November 13, 2009 Quote oooh saucey. me likey. Those were my emotionsI woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
