Another email scam

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American Army Contractor wrote:
> Dear Friend ,
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> Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of options and have no to the US Military force in Iraq. The reason why I am explaining my finding to you is to seek for your assistance to enable you contribute immensely to the actualization of my dream. I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in some parts of Iraq. As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction which is were I come in. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice inline with the way they intend rebuilding. Work has been risky no doubt and challenging as some times we are faced head on with armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation
> I have had my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12years.
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> On the 4th day of May 2009, at about 11:00hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street where there is long through fare of high-rise buildings which were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive, I along with 3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while i was closely guarded by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar which i presumed to be a storage room. I decided to have a go at it only for me to kick the metal covering and find a metal box (6 in number) piled on top one another which were locked with a padlock each.
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> Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour and some boxes amongst which two contained bullets, one filled with hard drugs(heroine)and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which amounted to $23.5M after I and two of the soldiers counted them for about 3 hours. I believe the boxes if not owned are linked to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri.
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> I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going to get the money out of the country but first we had to hide the money in some safe and untraceable location. This made me to consult with a friend in our force who went with me and the two other officers to secretly keep the boxes in a safer place after which we handed over the drugs and the weaponry to our superiors.
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> I am now in desperate need of a Reliable and Trustworthy person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses here. We cannot afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.
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> We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point.I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next which is why I intend to include my picture as well as my I.D.s for you to know whom you are dealing with.I assure and promise to give you 10% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal. Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized. Please contact me through my personal email address: john.england009@sify.com
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> My Sincere Regards,
> John England.
>

Dear John England,
I am so with you my Brother! YES! Count me in!
Unfortunately, I am without funds at the present time, but would nevertheless beg the opportunity to get in on this wonderful offer. In fact, I would like to offer my services to you:
I will personally recover these boxes for you, and deliver them to the place of your choosing. Your offer of 10% seems eminently fair. I am particularly interested in the heroin, and you have not indicated what is to become of that. Could I possibly keep all of it?
But why me, you may ask, and frankly, who could blame you for questioning my ability to deliver these things for you?
Well, I do have some special abilities:
I have the ability to both fly, and breathe underwater. These abilities were not granted by aliens, or anything other than my own, admittedly, superhuman gifts, lest you think you are dealing with a delusional man, which, I assure you, you are not.
Please send a detailed map, (Google is your friend,) of where I can pick up these boxes, and where you would like them delivered, and I will develop a plan that I'm sure will be satisfactory to both of us.
I am looking forward to our future relationship, and hope to hear from you ASAP!
Sincerely,
Fast Ed

But what do I know?