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Well, this is a friend of mine. I told him from the start that I wanted to take things slow. He has a bit of a reputation for being a slut,



You knew beforehand what it was like.. so why act all surprised?
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Well, this is a friend of mine. I told him from the start that I wanted to take things slow. He has a bit of a reputation for being a slut,



You knew beforehand what it was like.. so why act all surprised?



Yeah, but the thing is, you have to take reputations with a grain of salt and give people a chance.. I gave him a chance - he failed. Simple, really! :P
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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- my boss

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I TOLD you to shave those legs.

:P



A real gentleman would offer to do it for her.:)


Oh my.. You've just reminded me of a great memory.. A guy once allowed me to shave his balls.. Let's just say he enjoyed the experience both during *and* afterwards!! :o:o:):$


If I were a guy, and I'm not.....I would be deathly afraid of letting some chic close to my jewels with sharp object!;)B|:$:P:D


I know!! I mean.. For all he knew I could have been some kind of psycho!!! Fair enough if it's someone you've grown to know and trust, but we had pretty much just met.. But yeah.. I asked him (a long time later) why on earth he let me do it and he responded "I wanted to impress you".. Well, it worked!! :D:D

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Well, this is a friend of mine. I told him from the start that I wanted to take things slow. He has a bit of a reputation for being a slut,



You knew beforehand what it was like.. so why act all surprised?



Yeah, but the thing is, you have to take reputations with a grain of salt and give people a chance.. I gave him a chance - he failed. Simple, really! :P


And now ya'll can go back to being mates as you've shown you two are incompatible as a couple. :)
Your landlord may be single... :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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And now ya'll can go back to being mates as you've shown you two are incompatible as a couple. :)
Your landlord may be single... :P




Yep.. Like I said.. We're still mates, but there will be no fuckery!!! :D:D

Edit: re the landlord.. EWWWWWW.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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