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Are you kidding? 5K is a new rig or 200 jump tickets. If you color cordinate and got mad skillz or buy 100 of those tix for a chick, I'm sure you can get laid by the real thing.
It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
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http://www.realdoll.com/

Watching this on HBO as post. They are about $5K. Really fascinating. The pubic hair is real human hair.



They have been around for years.
There used to be a competitor called superbabe2000, but they seem to have gone out of business.

A RealDoll had a recurring role on "Boston Legal".
William Shatner's character had one made with a face that was a ringer for Candice Bergen.

Here is the introduction of the doll into the show:

http://gyeonmiri.multiply.com/video/item/7
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Are you kidding? 5K is a new rig or 200 jump tickets. If you color cordinate and got mad skillz or buy 100 of those tix for a chick, I'm sure you can get laid by the real thing.



But if you get laid by a reakl chick she will want you to call her the next day.

If you get a real sex doll you won't have to call her afterwards or worry about her feelings.

A rubber doll can't stalk you, forget to take BC pills etc. Will never get a headach etc

Damn this is sounding better the more I think about it.:)
One Jump Wonder

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Pretty cool but a bit expensive. Anybody know where I can get a used one???



Hi D

I likes your style;)

Have you tried craigs list:)
since your going used Make sure she/he gets tested for stds, swine flu, and all that stuff.
One Jump Wonder

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I just saw Boston Legal for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Hysterical! I loved this clip from the show. Thanks for the morning laugh.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Are you kidding? 5K is a new rig or 200 jump tickets. If you color cordinate and got mad skillz or buy 100 of those tix for a chick, I'm sure you can get laid by the real thing.



But if you get laid by a reakl chick she will want you to call her the next day.

If you get a real sex doll you won't have to call her afterwards or worry about her feelings.

A rubber doll can't stalk you, forget to take BC pills etc. Will never get a headach etc

Damn this is sounding better the more I think about it.:)


$5,000 for a plastic woman? Really!? Why not just buy a 12 pack of your fav beer? 12 pack of beer, a little internet porn, and you cam make your own happy ending!

15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.

Hangovers go away.

When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with your friends.

Beer is always wet.

You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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Who here remembers the movie Cherry 2000?
I had a conversation a few months back with a few scientists and engineers and they indicated that the day we have Cherry 2000 humanity will go extinct.
After all....why go after your average girl when you could be having fun with a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotty running on Windows Vista! :P

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Havent seen the HBO show, but the BBC made a docu a couple years ago on the subject. One guy had 4 or 5 of these dolls. Even made little parties for them.

He also had a girlfriend, and when he told her, it was quite the awkward situation.
Remster

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Who here remembers the movie Cherry 2000?
I had a conversation a few months back with a few scientists and engineers and they indicated that the day we have Cherry 2000 humanity will go extinct.



Oh yeah! I rented it a couple years ago after a friend told me about it.:D

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After all....why go after your average girl when you could be having fun with a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed hotty running on Windows Vista! :P



Vista???:S
Hell, no!:o
I don't want to get a bunch of viruses, nor be dealing with BSOD's in the middle of playtime.

Make mine Linux or BSD:

http://www.flashdance.cx/linux-bsd-babes/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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There was a great Futurama episode regarding this issue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584443/quotes

[Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu]
Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you.
Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software.
Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me?
Fry: Hmm, not right now.
Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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In 'The Seventh Day', Arnold Schwarzenneger's buddy had a virtual girlfriend who was incredible. Arnold's character blamed the virtual girl for the guy's lack of a social life.

I haven't seen the cost of divorce episod of Boston Legal. I'm thinking I need to purchase the series on DVD.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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If you had a hot robo girl friend who cooked and was kinky....would you have a social life?

Ever read the book Do androids dream of electric sheep?
By Philip K. Dick? It's a great book which makes you ask some very serious questions....especially of your wife

Me "Wife, would you be angry if I was having sex with an android that looked like Carmen Electra?"
Wife "YES!"
Me "But it's a machine. You know a toaster oven."
Wive "Well....then no."
Me "But it looks like Carmen Electra and we are making sweet sweet love....you ok with that....it's just a toaster oven."
Wive "Aaaahhhh.....well......"

And that's how you give your wife a head ache of epic proportions.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Ever read the book Do androids dream of electric sheep?
By Philip K. Dick?



I'm saving up to buy a real sheep,
hopefully before the neighbors catch on that the current one is electric.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Ever read the book Do androids dream of electric sheep?
By Philip K. Dick?



I'm saving up to buy a real sheep,
hopefully before the neighbors catch on that the current one is electric.[:/]


Did you just make a post about an electric sheep or did I just dream that?
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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