Southern_Man 0 #1 November 18, 2009 I've decided I'm no longer going to date witches. Anybody with me?"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 November 18, 2009 We've met?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #3 November 18, 2009 They prefer to be called wiccas. The main thing is to make sure you have good fire insurance. They're really into candles, incense and fire poi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 November 18, 2009 Quote They prefer to be called wiccas. The main thing is to make sure you have good fire insurance. They're really into candles, incense and fire poi. I'll just go with a good ol' fire extinguisher. When in doubt, hose her! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #5 November 18, 2009 Quote Quote They prefer to be called wiccas. The main thing is to make sure you have good fire insurance. They're really into candles, incense and fire poi. I'll just go with a good ol' fire extinguisher. When in doubt, hose her! Just get a big glass of water. /Hey, it worked for Dorothy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #6 November 18, 2009 Witches float in water..... Not sure about the candles, incense, etc. Certainly didn't have her back at my house."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #7 November 18, 2009 Quote Witches float in water..... Not sure about the candles, incense, etc. Certainly didn't have her back at my house. Because they are made out wood... And a duck also floats, therefore if a someone weighs the same as a duck then they are a witch... Also I am Wiccan"Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 November 18, 2009 Quote Quote Witches float in water..... Not sure about the candles, incense, etc. Certainly didn't have her back at my house. Because they are made out wood... And a duck also floats, therefore if a someone weighs the same as a duck then they are a witch... Also I am Wiccan BURN HER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 November 18, 2009 Yeah but was she hot?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TImBryant 0 #10 November 18, 2009 She will be after they burn her.tagline..... what's a tagline? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #11 November 18, 2009 QuoteI've decided I'm no longer going to date witches. Anybody with me? I've never met one yet that was deeper than water in a toilet! Not sire what it is about Wicca, but attracts the crazy cat lady types,,,it is just what they are when they are younger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 November 18, 2009 Quote She will be after they burn her. No, at that point, she'll be smoking hot. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #13 November 18, 2009 Quote I've never met one yet that was deeper than water in a toilet! Not sire what it is about Wicca, but attracts the crazy cat lady types,,,it is just what they are when they are younger! Yeah, to be fair, any strong religious commitment is probably a disqualifier for me. When she started talking about the scientific basis for her beliefs, that was too much."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #14 November 19, 2009 She turned me into a Newt!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
