Poll: Your favorite Big Lebowski line

[sioux 0]

My personal favorite...

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

[airtwardo 7]

....at least I'm house trained!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[sioux 0]

just following another classic

... obviously you're not a golfer

I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

[AggieDave 6]

"Sometimes you get the Bear, sometimes the Bear gets you..." But you have to say it in that serious twang.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jkm2500 0]

There are so many good lines from that movie.....

"Who's in charge of scheduling?"

"Berkhalter."

"I told that kraut a thousand times, I don't roll on Saturday!!"

The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise.

[AggieDave 6]

SHAMISH! (sp?)

Man I love that movie.

Infact, one of my cats' nickname is "little dude" you can guess what his real name is!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[sioux 0]

And I've never seen the Queen in her damned dundies

(me either, by the way)

I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

[dqpacker 7]

Shut the fuck up donny!
No one fucks with the jesus.
You want a toe, I can get you a toe dude.

[Shotgun 1]

Hey man, this is a private residence...

[jkm2500 0]

[After showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny]
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise.

[sioux 0]

nice marmot.

I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"

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[tigra 0]

I called my youngest cat Little Dude until he wasn't so little anymore! At 4 months, he was bigger than my full grown cats! He's tipping the scales at 17 pounds these days- can't call him that anymore!

[Dougiefresh 0]

I'm just gonna find a cash machine.

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[airtwardo 7]

What was the line Dude said as they're jammin' his head in the toilet?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Dougiefresh 0]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD!

DUDE: It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[Lindercles 0]

this aggression will not stand, man

[GrendelKhan 0]

"Also, Dude, chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature, its Asian American, please"

"What makes a man Mr. Lebowki (sic) is it the courag eto do the right thing?"
"Yeah that and a pair of testicles."

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

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"They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

[AndyMan 7]

"Don't fuck with the Jesus".

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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

[goose491 0]

Every line in that movie is my favorite line. The laughs just keep on coming seriously. lol


"Careful man! There's a beverage here!"

"I'm just going to go and uh,.. find bank machine."

"This is not Nam Donny, this is bowling. There are rules."

"Shut the f*ck up Donny!"

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[davedlg 0]

"Phone's Ringing Dude"
"Thank you Donny"
"You're welcome dude!"

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

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Shut the fuck up donny!
No one fucks with the jesus.

^^ what he said

(helps that my roommate is called don - use it all the time. My other roommate is often refered to as Walter....here is a hint: he is divorced.)

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you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
I WILL fly again.....

[gravitysucks 0]

The dude abides.............

[sioux 0]

Dude, Duder, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing...

I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

[tharv17 0]

"You make a hell of a caucasian jacky"