guppie01 0 #1 November 19, 2009 We have a new phone system and my particular phone receiver on occasion does not completely hang up... So, I call a customer of mine (one I'm not really fond of) to give him an update on a request of his. I receive his voicemail, leave a message, and hang up (or at least I thought I hung up)... Yup, my customer received a VERY lengthy voicemail with office chatter and BS. Oh boy I was sweating bullets when he called me back. DOH! Hope your day is going better than mine! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #2 November 19, 2009 well at least you didnt inadvertently send an email cracking a joke about the president of the college to which you are applying for a dean's position, to the president instead of a colleague like my dad did yesterday, HAHA. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 November 19, 2009 Call back and sing to them-they'll forgive youYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 November 19, 2009 4 Patients I am not to fond of decided to call or stop in the office today. I hear their names and have to take a deep breath. There are bugs I cant see that are biting the hell out of me at work and I swear the office has fleas. I wonder if I can claim work comp for bug bites and then complain about the hazards of my work environment so i can have a few extra days off. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #5 November 19, 2009 ruh roh! Oh, but I did send boogie pictures (light bondage action) accidentally via email to a customer once. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 November 19, 2009 LMAO>> TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 November 19, 2009 She told a co-worker about it, her comment - "I have a much greater respect for Gia now." WTF g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 November 19, 2009 Quote ruh roh! Oh, but I did send boogie pictures (light bondage action) accidentally via email to a customer once. g oh dear lordy, LMAO!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 19, 2009 Quote ruh roh! Oh, but I did send boogie pictures (light bondage action) accidentally via email to a customer once. g You sent red nighty Night pics to a client? Sweet!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 November 19, 2009 Quote Quote ruh roh! Oh, but I did send boogie pictures (light bondage action) accidentally via email to a customer once. g You sent red nighty Night pics to a client? Sweet! Yup, those are the ones! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 November 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ruh roh! Oh, but I did send boogie pictures (light bondage action) accidentally via email to a customer once. g You sent red nighty Night pics to a client? Sweet! Yup, those are the ones! g I remember those! Mostly. . . . I think.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 November 19, 2009 LOL a weeeeee bit too much pyscho punch!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 November 19, 2009 Quote LOL a weeeeee bit too much pyscho punch!!! g Curse you PsychoBOB!!!!!!!Wait - was that the nipple weekend?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 November 19, 2009 I knew a guy who was doing support for a very large Fortune 500 company. He was on a crisis conf-call with a very large customer (another well known company). During a lull in the hysteria his phone was on mute (he thought), and he was IM'ing with a gay co-worker who was joking about recruiting him for the other team. Well, this caused him to burst out laughing. Suddenly a new voice came on the phone instructing him to hang up. He did so, and his phone immediately rang; It was the CEO of his company, who had been monitoring the call due to the high-profile of the customer.He had a lot of 'splaining to do. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 November 19, 2009 ooooh, OUCH! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 November 19, 2009 Had a client do that to me. Called me on the phone to schedule some warranty work, thought he hung up, then proceeded to trash me to his client, blaming me that the work hadn't been performed yet, and that he had instructed his home office to withhold payment on another job until this one was finished. Problem was it was the first I'd heard of the warranty work. He couldn't back pedal fast enough when I called him on it. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 November 19, 2009 LOL Good on ya! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 November 19, 2009 One of the funniest gaffes I can remember, and it didn't happen to me. It was a friend of mine who worked for a university. He had just received a VHS tape of a 100 way state record event that he and I were a part of, actually, the first 100 way we both were on, in 1997. Apparently, his mistake was not screening the video BEFORE showing it to his co-workers. It was when the first boobs got flashed that he had that "OH SHIT" reaction and rushed to stop the tape, and fumbled through two more boob flashes before he got it off. He had never felt so damn embarrassed. I have a tape of the same event, and laughed every time I watched it because it made me think of him. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 November 19, 2009 LOL That is great!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 November 19, 2009 The funniest one I experienced was during the first month of my first year in college. A bunch of deaf freshmen students had taken a chartered bus from college to an amusement park. We had just gotten off the bus and were standing around waiting to get organized and enter the park. I turned to my right and promptly bounced my face off the boob of a 6'-5" tall girl, who had been standing behind me. Everyone busted out laughing. Man I was so fucking red in the face. One of those moments from 23 years ago that you remember like it was yesterday! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 November 19, 2009 OMG LMAO g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 900 #22 November 19, 2009 On a huge conference call with customer and numerous company folks nationwide. Someone stepped into my cube and asked me when I could help him with another issue. Without missing a beat, thinking I was still on mute.... "just as soon as I get off of this stupid waste of my time conference call". To my knowledge I was not identified....but the host of the call got the point. The call got serious FINALLY and was finished in about 2 minutes. doh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 November 19, 2009 I wasn't on this call, but heard about it from a co-worker; In the middle of the call was the unmistakable sound of a toilet flushing. The perp was never identified. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 November 19, 2009 bwahahahaha - sounds like something I'd do. I go to the bathroom all the time while on the phone. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 November 19, 2009 Something that is really fun is when you are in a conference room on speakerphone with a bunch of co-workers, and at the other end of the call is a group of people from another company, also on speakerphone. In the middle of the call, they call for a brief time-out so they can go on mute and privately discuss the issue among themselves. Except they forget to actually put their speakerphone on mute. That makes for some really interesting listening!!! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
