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1969912 0
When I lived in Sacramento before/during college, there was a car running around with custom plates that read "MBA BFD"
"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG
shah269 0
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The view won't be any better. It'll be worse. Picture fat, wrinkly versions of the chicks you went to engr school with. It gets worse though: They've now pumped out a couple kids (cared for by randomly-selected daycare providers), and believe that the world owes them something, so with their five or so years of engineering experience they get an MBA and decide that they're suddenly Masters of the Universe. They will be YOUR boss. It will suck. They don't know FA about technical stuff - just the political part. Perfect for a company like Bechtel.
Fuck, it was just a few beers........
Pull brotha pull! It's not bad!
Where I work, we have a saying (ladies please be prepared to be offended) "If she's not wearing sweat pants, tube socks and her eye brows don't touch..she's HOT."
So let's raise our glasses to low expectations!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
1969912 0
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The view won't be any better. It'll be worse. Picture fat, wrinkly versions of the chicks you went to engr school with. It gets worse though: They've now pumped out a couple kids (cared for by randomly-selected daycare providers), and believe that the world owes them something, so with their five or so years of engineering experience they get an MBA and decide that they're suddenly Masters of the Universe. They will be YOUR boss. It will suck. They don't know FA about technical stuff - just the political part. Perfect for a company like Bechtel.
Fuck, it was just a few beers........
Pull brotha pull! It's not bad!
Where I work, we have a saying (ladies please be prepared to be offended) "If she's not wearing sweat pants, tube socks and her eye brows don't touch..she's HOT."
So let's raise our glasses to low expectations!
OK, so you just went up several rungs on my DZ.com who-I-want-to-have-a-beer-with list
"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG
mutumbo 0
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The view won't be any better. It'll be worse. Picture fat, wrinkly versions of the chicks you went to engr school with. It gets worse though: They've now pumped out a couple kids (cared for by randomly-selected daycare providers), and believe that the world owes them something, so with their five or so years of engineering experience they get an MBA and decide that they're suddenly Masters of the Universe. They will be YOUR boss. It will suck. They don't know FA about technical stuff - just the political part. Perfect for a company like Bechtel.
Fuck, it was just a few beers........
Pull brotha pull! It's not bad!
Where I work, we have a saying (ladies please be prepared to be offended) "If she's not wearing sweat pants, tube socks and her eye brows don't touch..she's HOT."
So let's raise our glasses to low expectations!
cheers!
Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.
ryoder 1,590
In other words, the wife will be supporting you from now on?
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.
JohnMitchell 16
What, a nice engineer boy like you getting an MBA?
Geez, next thing you know you'll have a job in Marketing and acting like you have a room temperature I.Q.
shah269 0
QuoteWhat, a nice engineer boy like you getting an MBA?
Geez, next thing you know you'll have a job in Marketing and acting like you have a room temperature I.Q.
You know this is like the 10th time I've fat fingered NBA instead of MBA.
I'm very sorry about that.
Well, as for the wife....no I'll still be paying for her education. This will be paid by my employer. For some strange reason they keep placing me in management rolls and well......I don't have the training to be a manager. I'm a "good" engineer in that I can get a team set up and have "buy in" on our solution. But when it comes to managing....I've been winging it and well I think I could do much much better.
So who here has an executive NBA?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
Makes me wonder how your management would react if they saw your mysoginistic posts here on DZ.com? 
Always be kinder than you feel.
elias123 0
B-E-N-D-E-R ... Beeeeeeeeeender!
Congrats dude :-)
Congrats dude :-)
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"
JohnMitchell 16
massaginist- Is that someone who gives neck rubs?
Squeak 17
QuoteMakes me wonder how your management would react if they saw your mysoginistic posts here on DZ.com?
They'll probably promote him faster
Big business is top heavy with misogynists
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
shah269 0
Quotemassaginist- Is that someone who gives neck rubs?
Yes, yes I do.
I do with with my shirt off and Yanni playing in the background.
In all honesty and I know this is going to sound stupid and very lame. But I hope to learn how to be a better person from this program. And well I was just wondering if any one here has taken an Executive MBA classes?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
Remster 30
QuoteYou apply for an Executive MBA and you get in.
No offence, but most EMBA programs care about one things for admission: your willingness to pay.
Remster
shah269 0
QuoteQuoteYou apply for an Executive MBA and you get in.
No offence, but most EMBA programs care about one things for admission: your willingness to pay.
I don't blame them, it's anything but cheap!
I'm only going to an upper middle of the road university and it's going to set my employer back $30k a year! Not including books!
It's simply amazingly expensive.
Per my discussion with my POC at the school who knows something about the admission process what got my sorry ass over the bar were my patents and my Six Sigma Black Belt experience.
Apparently the nude photos that I submitted did not help.
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Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
wmw999 2,589
Well duh, you should have photoshopped the hair from your back onto your headQuoteApparently the nude photos that I submitted did not help.
Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)
shah269 0
Quote, you should have photoshopped the hair from your back onto your head
Wendy P.
Doh!
Now you tell me!
And you think the oiling up and trying to flex didn't help?
I really hope these classes give me the tools to be a better engineer. But who knows? And I hope they are fun!
Engineering school was a lot of things but fun was not one of them.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
>your mysoginistic posts here on DZ.com?
You want I know a guy in Newark who can do the thing we talked about.
Sorry, I watched Goodfellas last night
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415
D S #3.1415
Quote>your mysoginistic posts here on DZ.com?
You want I know a guy in Newark who can do the thing we talked about.
Sorry, I watched Goodfellas last night
My favorite movie of all time.
"Put down the gun, Karen!"
Always be kinder than you feel.
ryoder 1,590
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... and my Six Sigma Black Belt experience.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.
>"Put down the gun, Karen!"
AHAHAHHAHA! that scene was EPIC!!
also.."funny? funny how, how am I funny- funny like a clown?
"
"don't put too many onions"
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415
D S #3.1415
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