futuredivot 0 #1 November 23, 2009 A scalded dog or a raped ape?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 November 23, 2009 I'd have to go with the apeBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,594 #4 November 23, 2009 QuoteA scalded dog or a raped ape? A raped ape or a raped celebrity ape?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 November 23, 2009 african or european!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #6 November 23, 2009 It is a well-known fact the the 2nd fastest animal in the world is the striped-assed ape. The fastest is the Ethiopian chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #7 November 23, 2009 Quote A scalded dog or a raped ape? Is this theoretical or is some one going to do experimenttation? It would be easy to throw bot water on a dog, but the ape... Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 November 23, 2009 I was talking cars with a friend of mine and the phrases came up. I have not and never would scald a dog, and as far as the other-I may have gotten pretty close when I was still single and drinking pretty heavy but it was all consensual You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 November 23, 2009 Quote I was talking cars with a friend of mine and the phrases came up. I have not and never would scald a dog, and as far as the other-I may have gotten pretty close when I was still single and drinking pretty heavy but it was all consensual And now you have heard the story of how Divot met Billyvance . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 November 23, 2009 ...I may have gotten pretty close when I was still single and drinking pretty heavy but it was all consensual There ya go again...I keep tellin' ya ~~ ape or not, oral IS sex...especially since you swallowed. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 November 23, 2009 Jimmy, do they even make viagra strong enough for you to find out if someone swallows or not?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 November 23, 2009 Quote I'd have to go with the ape Really? Times must be tough Bry (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #13 November 23, 2009 Quote And now you have heard the story of how Divot met Billyvance . . . You may not remember because you'd been drinking, but Billy and I met while spit-roasting you at The Farm. Sharing that high-five over your back was where the friendship started.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 November 23, 2009 Quote Jimmy, do they even make Viagra strong enough for you to find out if someone swallows or not? With a firm grip on the ears and a clothes-pin on the nose, they ALL swallow....eventually! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #15 November 23, 2009 instead how about a scalded ape.... because when dogs fuck they get stuck together... tough for them to run like that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 November 23, 2009 Yeah, cold water probably works better than hot for bustin them apart What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #17 November 23, 2009 it's worse when they try to run in opposite directionsBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #18 November 23, 2009 Quote A scalded dog or a raped ape? I'd go with the 3rd option - the rapist! You ever seen an upset ape!? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #19 November 24, 2009 Rougher then you could imagineBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
