Nataly 38 #1 November 23, 2009 Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else?"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 November 23, 2009 Quote This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised . . . ?" LOL, seriously. You should have texted back "Well of course, I'm Jewish." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 November 23, 2009 Quote This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? Yes, I've seen them in the locker room. However, they don't really interest me."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #4 November 23, 2009 You monkey!! I'm not asking if everyone else has seen a helmet-less wee-wee!! I'm asking you to share your own best/worst propositions! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 November 23, 2009 Quote You monkey!! I'm not asking if everyone else has seen a helmet-less wee-wee!! I'm asking you to share your own best/worst propositions! HELMET LESS?? (ouchie) Umm...the helmet stays put it's a question of crew-neck or turtleneck sweaters. NO WONDER he asked! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 November 23, 2009 >a helmet-less wee-wee!! BWAHAHAHA! supposed to just choke the chicken....not cut the head off!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 November 23, 2009 Quote Umm...the helmet stays put it's a question of crew-neck or turtleneck sweaters. "You see, Del, you're a turtleneck kind of guy, while the Jewish man is . . . a crew neck kind of guy." -- Lea Thompson to Eric Lutes in "Caroline in the CIty""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 November 23, 2009 maybe she took that phrase "flopping around like a chicken with it's head cut" off too seriously-she was going for that extra "oomph". Just remembered a gal I dated once. When she came it was like she was having a seizure. Scared the hell out of me the first time we had sex and would actually cause her muscle pain. I finally had to hook her up with Turtle so it wouldn't be an issue.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 November 23, 2009 >I finally had to hook her up with Turtle so it wouldn't be an issue. well there's an old saying;if you can't screw yer friends over..who you gonna screw? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 November 23, 2009 QuoteWorst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! I wonder why he asked. Does a muslim man consider a woman to be "spoiled goods", if she has had sex with a circumcised penis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 November 23, 2009 QuoteQuoteWorst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! I wonder why he asked. Does a muslim man consider a woman to be "spoiled goods", if she has had sex with a circumcised penis? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision QuoteAccording to the World Health Organization (WHO), global estimates suggest that 30% of males are circumcised, of whom 68% are Muslim."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #12 November 23, 2009 Once agian, religion at its best !! why would any religion be involved with dicks,,, smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 November 23, 2009 Quote Once again, religion at its best !! why would any religion be involved with dicks,,, Agreed. That is the domain of politics."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 November 23, 2009 Quote Quote You monkey!! I'm not asking if everyone else has seen a helmet-less wee-wee!! I'm asking you to share your own best/worst propositions! HELMET LESS?? (ouchie) Umm...the helmet stays put it's a question of crew-neck or turtleneck sweaters. NO WONDER he asked! Ah ha ha!! Obviously I meant a turtle-neck-less wee-wee!! Didn't stop to think about that one too much!! I don't really know why he asked.. The conversation certainly wasn't heading in that direction IMO.. I think we were talking about fairly standard stuff.. What do you do for a living.. Oh, I noticed you like running - where do you run.. Blah, blah, and then BAM - he's talking about his penis!! Weirdo.. Anyone else get weird comments or chat-up lines??"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #15 November 23, 2009 Quote Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? WTF!? Nobody's mentioned "Shah" yet? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #16 November 23, 2009 Quote Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 November 23, 2009 Quote Quote Once again, religion at its best !! why would any religion be involved with dicks,,, Agreed. That is the domain of politics. Best post of the day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 November 23, 2009 Quote Quote Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... So according to you, were those your best or your worst propositions??!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 November 23, 2009 Quote While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... What I got out of that was that while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis and they had to check it out. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? Yes, I've seen them in the locker room. However, they don't really interest me. You totally misinterpreted that. She was asking if everyone else was circumcised. (if we spell that "circumsized", it probably means something entirely different) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 November 24, 2009 Quote You totally misinterpreted that. She was asking if everyone else was circumcised. (if we spell that "circumsized", it probably means something entirely different) No, no, no!! I'm not asking if everyone else is circumcised!!! I'm asking for stories of best/worst propositions.. Sheesh!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 November 24, 2009 Quote WTF!? Nobody's mentioned "Shah" yet? I figure it probably was Shah.He just wanted to see a thread on the topic of his member, here on dizzy.com."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliffwhite 0 #23 November 24, 2009 Quote Once agian, religion at its best !! why would any religion be involved with dicks,,, The Hebrew God demanded his followers to sacrifice their foreskins to him! Now here is a story which relates the suffering of Jesus and his embarrasement as a child. Little Jesus was in class on show and tell day and one of the Pharisees' sons stood up and proclaimed,"My father has the largest collections of seashells in the world!" Next the son of a Roman general stood up and announced, " My father has the largest collection of foreign coins in the world". Little Jesus was next. He stood up and had to announce,"My father has the largest collection of prepubecent foreskins in the world!" A strange deity for sure. Blues, Cliff2muchTruth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #24 November 24, 2009 Quote Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! In my opinion the second one is actually better line to use in mass-messaging if the guy just wants to get laid. Those who agree to ride his bike are not necessary going to go to bed with him. Those who would reply to a second phrase are much likely to end up in bed with him. It also filters out those who would not, which is a good thing. Online dating works differently from real one (I even wrote an essay about it a few years ago - seems like little changed since that), you can talk with hundreds of people in a day, and filtering out those who are not your target audience is very important, as it allows to spend more time on those who are. And as you see, it worked very well - you obviously weren't his target audience, and you filtered yourself out.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #25 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... What I got out of that was that while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis and they had to check it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
