davjohns 1 #26 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! In my opinion the second one is actually better line to use in mass-messaging if the guy just wants to get laid. Those who agree to ride his bike are not necessary going to go to bed with him. Those who would reply to a second phrase are much likely to end up in bed with him. It also filters out those who would not, which is a good thing. Online dating works differently from real one (I even wrote an essay about it a few years ago - seems like little changed since that), you can talk with hundreds of people in a day, and filtering out those who are not your target audience is very important, as it allows to spend more time on those who are. And as you see, it worked very well - you obviously weren't his target audience, and you filtered yourself out. I think you are right on target here. I also think it is very pathetic. Just me.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #27 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Best: Got a message that said only "Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?" Glad I did - AWESOME first date Worst: After a few messages back and forth, the guy told me he was Muslim.. That's not the bad part.. This comment was immediately followed by "have you ever seen a circumcised penis?" I couldn't hit the "block user" option fast enough!! EWWW!!! What about everyone else? While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... So according to you, were those your best or your worst propositions??! The first woman was so blitzed, I didn't take her up on it. The second proposition (about the chair) occurred in a church parking lot. Her husband was a soldier who was deployed. I had to turn her down also. They were both horrible propositions. But the last time I slow danced with a woman, it turned out pretty well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #28 November 24, 2009 >while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis most women just try to feel my wallet instead Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #29 November 24, 2009 Quote >while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis most women just try to feel my wallet instead Hey.. If there's nothing of interest in the front pocket, might as well check out the back pocket!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #30 November 24, 2009 AAHAHHAAWell maybe I should walk around with a huge roll of half dollars in the front pocket.......then I'd have both angles covered Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #31 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote While slow dancing with a different women on 2 separate occasions, they both said the same thing: "Take me home and do whatever you want to with me." Clearly a drunk proposition. One woman said to me (while standing in a church parking lot):"I know what I could do with you Harry, sit you in a chair, tie you up, etc.... What I got out of that was that while you were slow dancing they could feel what they thought was a huge penis and they had to check it out. I've told some women (while dancing with them) what had initially attracted me to them. Then I asked them what about me were they attracted to. Fortunately I got an ego boost from it and some much needed encouragement at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #32 November 24, 2009 Quote AAHAHHAAWell maybe I should walk around with a huge roll of half dollars in the front pocket.......then I'd have both angles covered Why not?? We cheat with push-up bras - seems only fair!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #33 November 24, 2009 Quote I think you are right on target here. I also think it is very pathetic. Just me. Who cares? It worked.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #34 November 24, 2009 >Why not?? We cheat with push-up bras - seems only fair!! You're a very smart young lady- well played.....but I'm still not posting my cock!! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #35 November 24, 2009 Quote AAHAHHAAWell maybe I should walk around with a huge roll of half dollars in the front pocket.......then I'd have both angles covered How Hollywood does it: Quote When the Jesus, John Turturro, has to go door to door, sharing that he is a convicted sex offender, he has a large bulge in his tight pants. The bulge was formed by a bag of birdseed. Ref: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/trivia"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
