Parafoil27 0 #51 November 24, 2009 " Only enough to be able to tell your special" EARTH! Short bus of the universe, since the year T+10.3 billion! REV. DUDEMIESTER D.S.#120 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #52 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote im gonna start that, there are a few blank pages in the back of my log book hump number: date: location: equipment worn: delay time: maneuver(s) performed: name/signature: Distance to target. Don't forget video and the reference to tape/DVD and timecode. And you gotta have a really cool song to go along with the video... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #53 November 24, 2009 Quote recently the girls i've been hooking up with have all decided to ask one little question..."so how many others have there been?" I just picked up on this bit.. So.. Have you considered that there may be a reason why they're suddenly asking you this?? Maybe you need to vary your pick-up spot.. Maybe you're acquiring a bit of a "slutty" reputation.. Maybe it's the way you treat the girls that makes them think they're just another notch on the bedpost?? Edit: Spelling "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #54 November 24, 2009 Who said? Go back to the very first post in this thread. He was specifically asking about "hook ups" which makes it a stupid, unreasonable question and as such, ANY answer is fair game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #55 November 24, 2009 Maybe you didn't read my "edit".."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #56 November 24, 2009 "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" is the right answer."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RustyOats 0 #57 November 24, 2009 Here is the equation.... [number of girls you think she knows you slept with] x3 + Your age minus 20. = equals acceptable...eh uh...lowest believable number, which is what you are looking for. So if you banged an acquaintance of her's (1), dated one of her old Greek (can't spell seriority dammit) sisters a while back (2) and maybe you had a GF when you met here (3) and you are 25 years old.....that makes (3*3) = 9 + (25-20) = 14 is the number you will have the best luck with. Just kidding.Just be honest or lie, kinda depends on a lot of factors. Whatever you do DO NOT ever say, "I'm not sure" or "Good Question" and stare like someone just asked you the square root of something wearing a shit eating grin. Good Luck! And remember she will most def lie if you ask her the same question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 November 24, 2009 Quote Bah. Who cares. Everyone fucks at one point or another. Why does it matter if its with one person or a million? it matters wear and tear on the engine can not be seem when looking at a polished paint jobYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #59 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote [ It either means she wants things to become more serious, or else she's trying to decide whether condoms are really necessary... So lying is a SERIOUS offence, IMO. Last I read, an STD is contracted from one infected person. It isn't something that builds up gradually from multiple people until one day you have accumulated enough exposures to catch it.So the number is totally irrelevant, (unless it is zero). The number is relevant.. The higher your numbers, the higher the risk that you've been exposed to someone (or multiple people) with STD's. It's like jump numbers.. Over time, the probability of you having to cut away becomes 99.99% How many people with 10,000 jumps have never had to cut away?? Well.. Not to say that you DO have a disease if you've worn condoms with all 10,000 women you have slept with.. But you are a riskier prospect than someone who has had sex only with 3 long-term girlfriends... Fucking without condoms is like STD russian roulette every time you have a one night stand... it just happens to feel a lot better.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #60 November 24, 2009 Quoterecently the girls i've been hooking up with have all decided to ask one little question..."so how many others have there been?" if its the start of a relationship i can understand but IMO if its just a hookup i feel like it should fall under the don't ask don't tell category. now i haven't been with an ungodly amount of girls but i have been with a fair amount, but i still don't know how to answer the question, i figure there are 3 options... truthful, how ever i feel like shes more likely to feel like shes "just another girl" low ball, it so u don't sound like u get around a lot. high ball, it so u sound like a pimp The correct answer is: "non of ya. . ."_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #61 November 24, 2009 Quote When my wife and I were dating there were several such questions that came up. My answer was always, "Think about it until tomorrow. If you really want to know, ask then and I'll tell you-but be certain you want the answer." She never re-asked a question. I have to say this is the best answer I've ever heard. I once told a girl that I liked, like somewhat liked, like enough to keep her around- my number... She ran. Keep it to yourself. You don't want to know and neither does she. -Jeff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #62 November 24, 2009 Quote It's like jump numbers.. Over time, the probability of you having to cut away becomes 99.99% How many people with 10,000 jumps have never had to cut away?? funny you should compare it to jump numbers, when i went to go do my first jump, a tandem, there was a girl who was also doing a tandem and ended up getting to ride the reserve down, due to a mal. moral of the story? wrap it before you tap it, EVERY time. dont matter if its your first time or your thousandth, it can still happenThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #63 November 24, 2009 Response #1 - Does Sheep and other livestock count? Response #2 - At the same time time or individually? Response #3 - Lets just put it this way.. You cant be first, But you might be next. Response #4 - If there is not video, It did not happen!! So only about 10. Opps.. Forgot about the camcorder I hid over there so make that 11. Response #5 - Honestly I am not sure, But if you call a friends friends over we can both add a few more by morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #64 November 24, 2009 Will you be my mentor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #65 November 24, 2009 Quote Response #1 - Does Sheep and other livestock count? Response #2 - At the same time time or individually? Response #3 - Lets just put it this way.. You cant be first, But you might be next. Response #4 - If there is not video, It did not happen!! So only about 10. Opps.. Forgot about the camcorder I hid over there so make that 11. Response #5 - Honestly I am not sure, But if you call a friends friends over we can both add a few more by morning. Response #6 - Of the opposite gender, or all genders? Some were undetermined. Response #7 - Just today, or for the whole week?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #66 November 24, 2009 Quote The number is relevant.. The higher your numbers, the higher the risk that you've been exposed to someone (or multiple people) with STD's. Ref: http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20091124/hl_hsn/oneinfourteengirlshavestds QuoteMoreover, in the year after having their first sexual experience and with only one sex partner, 19.2 percent of the teens developed an STD, Gottlieb's group found. That is slightly worse than Russian Roulette odds even if they truthfully say "Just one". Don't think I'll be giving up protection for that."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #67 November 24, 2009 QuoteQuote The number is relevant.. The higher your numbers, the higher the risk that you've been exposed to someone (or multiple people) with STD's. Ref: http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20091124/hl_hsn/oneinfourteengirlshavestds QuoteMoreover, in the year after having their first sexual experience and with only one sex partner, 19.2 percent of the teens developed an STD, Gottlieb's group found. That is slightly worse than Russian Roulette odds even if they truthfully say "Just one". Don't think I'll be giving up protection for that. The fact is that there are many STD's you can get even if you wear a condom. HPV and herpes are two great examples where the affected/infected area is not located exclusively on the shaft - the pelvis, groin and inner thighs can also have warts/sores.. Therefore, wearing a condom is not always effective, though it does *reduce* the risk.. Let's face it, when you bump and grind, your skin contact is NOT just "penis inside vagina"... So again.. The number of sexual partners is relevant.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #68 November 25, 2009 Quote So again.. The number of sexual partners is relevant.. OK, you've convinced me; From now on I'm dating only 18 yo babes, since they statistically have had the lowest number of partners, (and are still legal)."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #69 November 25, 2009 OK, seriously- if you feel the need to ask then maybe you ought to re-think the whole "hook up" thing anyway. Hook ups and one night stands can be risky - if you are voluntarily participating then who are you to pass judgement on your partner? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #70 November 25, 2009 Again, this is why HE is the guardian of the Man Card. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #71 November 25, 2009 Quote The fact is that there are many STD's you can get even if you wear a condom. I'm staying married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #72 November 25, 2009 Quote Quote The fact is that there are many STD's you can get even if you wear a condom. I'm staying married. Damn straight. Me too. It's a scary scary world out there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #73 November 25, 2009 Quote Quote Quote The fact is that there are many STD's you can get even if you wear a condom. I'm staying married. Damn straight. Me too. It's a scary scary world out there. I'm bettin' the entire Ballroom Dancing world will sleep better tonight knowing that Billy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
