mutumbo 0 #26 November 24, 2009 Quote Answer to "Lake Boy" for the rest of my time with the serviceBry HAHAHA, be glad it wasnt a fire dept, they can get REALLY mean over there Quote You know those laser thingies on garage doors? The ones that stop small children/animals from being smushed? Well I used to close the garage door then run and jump over the lasers but under the closing garage door. Mom found me an hour later one door-out like a light. Sometimes jumping over and under...not smart. TOTALLY did the exact same thing!!! OOOHHH so i rember one time i took 2 ramps, and SOMEHOW convinced my sister to lay between them while i jumped her on my bike. . . well as im in mid air, my mom comes FLYING out of the kitchen screaming and yelling, which scared my sister, who also screamed, which broke my concentration, needless to say i went over the handle bars and almost knocked out my teeth. . .Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #27 November 24, 2009 You need to start one thread for all of your mindless drivel.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #28 November 24, 2009 I'm guessing other then a little head trauma you didn't get hurt too badBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #29 November 24, 2009 Quote I'm guessing other then a little head trauma you didn't get hurt too badBry I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #30 November 24, 2009 Damn, facebook really has you in a mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #31 November 24, 2009 Ahhhh, shuddup. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #32 November 24, 2009 QuoteYou need to start one thread for all of your mindless drivel. no one else does, she just seem to be more post whory then usual the last few daysYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #33 November 24, 2009 Quote You need to start one thread for all of your mindless drivel. I'm betting if she did, it would take less than a month to surpass the DB Cooper thread record."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #34 November 24, 2009 Watching Pelham 123.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #35 November 28, 2009 I took a semi through Deal's Gap (the Tail of the Dragon). I am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER doing that again."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #36 November 28, 2009 Quote I took a semi through Deal's Gap (the Tail of the Dragon). I am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER doing that again. This you?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCElX0ufi5M&feature=relatedThe older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #37 November 29, 2009 Not quite. Bigger tractor and a 53' van trailer (although the trailer tandems were slid all the way up). Look at what Swift, or Schnieder or JB Hunt run. I did it on a Tuesday morning in late fall so there wasn't much traffic, and the leaves had fallen so I could see around some of the corners. Still it was probably the stupidest thing that I ever did that had no consequences."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #38 November 29, 2009 Quote I took a semi through Deal's Gap (the Tail of the Dragon). I am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER doing that again. So...how long before you got the seat cover pulled out of your ass? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites