Ate some paper today

[1969912 0]

OK, so I went climbing with a friend today. Simple stuff. Anyway, I had a package of muenster cheese slices in my pack with a bag of ice, and I reached into the pack and opened the cheese package with one hand while BS'ing with and handing gear to my buddy with the other. We were tied in sitting on a ledge, so there was no safety hazard. I peeled off a couple slices of cheese, rolled them up, and ate them. Seemed a bit chewy, but I thought it was the rind.

After swallowing more than 3/4 of the cheese, I realized that I was eating a couple slices of cheese along with two of the sheets of paper that are in between each slice Spit the rest out immediately.

What will happen? Will I just poop it out?

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[monkycndo 0]

You'll be fine, and won't need to use any paper to wipe.

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[NWFlyer 2]

Shouldn't have a big impact...

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[mutumbo 0]

youll be fine. youll just poop it out, lol.

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[LisaH 0]

Well, since cheese constipates, the paper is good roughage.

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[1969912 0]

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You'll be fine, and won't need to use any paper to wipe.

Self-wiping food

Hopefully, stomach acid will break it down so it doesn't clog me up.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[JohnMitchell 16]

Good job. Everyone needs some fiber in their diet.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Watch out for the paper cuts.

[Gene03 0]

Watch out for the paper cuts.

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I used to do that too, we called it blotter.

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[1969912 0]

Blotter

My guts hurt a bit last night. Going out to for Carne Asada and Jalapenos now. That oughtta push the paper through.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Andy0689 0]

Make sure you eat some ice cream after the Jalapenos. That'll cool things off after the fire rolls through.

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[Twoply 0]

As long as I wasn't Window Pane or Blue Unicorn, that kind of paper will pass through your colon with little discomfort.

[DavidB 0]

Window pane & Mexican food. The combination boggles the mind!

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