iluvtofly 0 #26 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote . . . need anything! OK - So - Line up 5 bucled straight jackets, 4 Abnormal Psychologists, 3 French Maids, 2 bottles of KY, and a Poster of Janeane Garofalo . . . that should do it for him. Ok I shouldnt had said "anything." Just be glad he started at 5 and not 12...I wouldn't want to see what that list looks like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #27 December 1, 2009 What's with dinging on Alabama? I love Alabama.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 December 1, 2009 QuoteWhat's with dinging on Alabama? I love Alabama. Billy Lives There!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote What's with dinging on Alabama? I love Alabama. Billy Lives There! I get picked on so much on here."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #30 December 1, 2009 You came through Bama and didn't stop to say hi on another note... has anyone ever noticed that a large chunk of the bonfire resides in the south east... "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 December 1, 2009 Quote You came through Bama and didn't stop to say hi on another note... has anyone ever noticed that a large chunk of the bonfire resides in the south east... Yep, and a large chunk of the southeast posters jump at The Farm. Enough said. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #32 December 1, 2009 Quote You came through Bama and didn't stop to say hi on another note... has anyone ever noticed that a large chunk of the bonfire resides in the south east... I would have...but I went through the first time late Thanksgiving day...and then my trip back ended up taking 8 hours instead of 5 1/2 so I wasn't stopping for anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #33 December 1, 2009 We closed the bars every night last week... you didn't have to drive all the way back to Ga, I would have even bought you a jump for your first time to SD Opelika."Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #34 December 1, 2009 Quote We closed the bars every night last week... you didn't have to drive all the way back to Ga, I would have even bought you a jump for your first time to SD Opelika. I'll keep that in mind next time I drive through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 December 1, 2009 I spend hours looking at gorgeous bikes I could afford if I wasn't paying for my wife's education. That and looking at good looking girls who I know are way kinkier and way more fun than my wife...or so it says in their profile. Long story short, just making my self depressed Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #36 December 1, 2009 QuoteRight now I'm waiting for my travel agent's slow-assed site to figure out how to get me somewhere I don't want to go when I don't want to be there. So you're watching porn while you wait, right?Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #37 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Alabama Huh? Drive from SC to Bama-fly from Birmingham to Memphis-drive to Tunica, MS for a few days-back through Memphis to Ozark, AL via Birmingham where I'll pick up my car again-on to Bay St. Louis, MS with a possible stop in Pensacola for a day or two then home. Looking at 18 straight days on the road. I haven't worked up the courage to tell my wife yet. Not entirely sure where youre trying to go, but I live right outside Ozark and Im in Pensacola every weekend if yall need anything! Oh really? I may be going to school in FL. There are a lot of things I need. Btw I'm gonna try to make this as uncomfortable, in a sexual tension sort of way, as I possibly can while I'm still high on painkillers and have an excuse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #38 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Alabama Huh? Drive from SC to Bama-fly from Birmingham to Memphis-drive to Tunica, MS for a few days-back through Memphis to Ozark, AL via Birmingham where I'll pick up my car again-on to Bay St. Louis, MS with a possible stop in Pensacola for a day or two then home. Looking at 18 straight days on the road. I haven't worked up the courage to tell my wife yet. Not entirely sure where youre trying to go, but I live right outside Ozark and Im in Pensacola every weekend if yall need anything! Oh really? I may be going to school in FL. There are a lot of things I need. Btw I'm gonna try to make this as uncomfortable, in a sexual tension sort of way, as I possibly can while I'm still high on painkillers and have an excuse. You can ask all you want, doesnt mean the answer will be yes And awkward moments are fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #39 December 1, 2009 You wanna know about awkward moments? I once came to laying drunk and naked on a deck in front of 75+ people. Now that is awkward. P.S. if that story turned you on a little bit, which i don't doubt it did, don't feel bad you aren't the only one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #40 December 1, 2009 Quote You wanna know about awkward moments? I once came to laying drunk and naked on a deck in front of 75+ people. Now that is awkward. P.S. if that story turned you on a little bit, which i don't doubt it did, don't feel bad you aren't the only one. Did you ever figure out how you got there??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #41 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote You wanna know about awkward moments? I once came to laying drunk and naked on a deck in front of 75+ people. Now that is awkward. P.S. if that story turned you on a little bit, which i don't doubt it did, don't feel bad you aren't the only one. Did you ever figure out how you got there??? Oh yes, there is no way I could forget. It's on a t-shirt and I have heard the story more times than I can count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #42 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote You wanna know about awkward moments? I once came to laying drunk and naked on a deck in front of 75+ people. Now that is awkward. P.S. if that story turned you on a little bit, which i don't doubt it did, don't feel bad you aren't the only one. Did you ever figure out how you got there??? Oh yes, there is no way I could forget. It's on a t-shirt and I have heard the story more times than I can count. ....... Are you going to share or just leave us wondering?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #43 December 1, 2009 Honestly? You're the only person in the skydiving community that doesn't know the story. At Summerfest this year some Aussie I had never met before was like "So, you're Skittles?" That's right my story has made it all the way to the furthest land from the United States. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #44 December 1, 2009 Quote Honestly? You're the only person in the skydiving community that doesn't know the story. At Summerfest this year some Aussie I had never met before was like "So, you're Skittles?" That's right my story has made it all the way to the furthest land from the United States. I live in a bubble, and Ive only been doing the DZ.com thing for a couple months . I guess I'll start searching for the story then, dont want to make you post it twice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 December 1, 2009 Quote Honestly? You're the only person in the skydiving community that doesn't know the story. At Summerfest this year some Aussie I had never met before was like "So, you're Skittles?" That's right my story has made it all the way to the furthest land from the United States. Yes Yes - please tell - we want your side of the story.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #46 December 1, 2009 SUNSHINE get in here and tell the story!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #47 December 1, 2009 Quote SUNSHINE get in here and tell the story!!!!!! I searched "skittles naked," and only got references to the story... Not the actual story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 December 1, 2009 QuoteSUNSHINE get in here and tell the story!!!!!! YOUR side - not HER side. Although a little bit of Sunny in the morning is not a bad thing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #49 December 1, 2009 You kinda have to know the setup of skydive chicago's tiki hut. there is the main level with a deck then there is a second deck beneath the first level then the pond. I'm already kinda ripped and I say to somebody "what would you give me if I jumped in the pond naked" he's like "i'll buy you 2 shots of tequila" me "ok" so i strip off all my clothes in the middle of the tiki hut in front of 75+ people and run full speed at the railing and vault over. apparently i forgot there was a second deck before the pond. and i guess i passed out for a few minutes. tis the aftermath and the photo on the tshirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #50 December 1, 2009 Thanks for the story (for the record, I've never heard it either)... love the picture! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
