skittles_of_SDC 0 #1 December 1, 2009 so we are going to talk about something fun. Sex is always good. C'mon ladies you know you want to. Lets get some major sexual tension going. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 December 1, 2009 Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #3 December 1, 2009 Last year my friend showed me a video of a girl who pushed two whole granny smith apples out of her butt.... I still wonder how she got them in there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #4 December 1, 2009 Quote Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #5 December 1, 2009 Honey, I swear I've never even met this girl! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #6 December 1, 2009 Oh yes. I most certainly can. Your place or mine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #7 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #8 December 1, 2009 Quote Honey, I swear I've never even met this girl! Wait, does that mean you have?? Bc I truly want to know how she got them in there! Seems to me there shouldve been a lot of ripping and discomfort! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #9 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time? Well I know for me, it usually means Im drunk too, and when Im drunk I want to make out for about four minutes and then go to sleep But I rarely drink anymore, so no big deal.... Maybe i should spike my bf's drink this weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #10 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time? Well I know for me, it usually means Im drunk too, and when Im drunk I want to make out for about four minutes and then go to sleep But I rarely drink anymore, so no big deal.... Maybe i should spike my bf's drink this weekend BF?! boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. and to answer the question. you could spike his drink or make him wear a condom. alcohol and condoms have the same effect as far as making it take way too long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 December 1, 2009 HAHAHAHAHHAH Ah. SDC trailor days.... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #12 December 1, 2009 Ah, come on, I know you're young and all but........ What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #13 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time? Well I know for me, it usually means Im drunk too, and when Im drunk I want to make out for about four minutes and then go to sleep But I rarely drink anymore, so no big deal.... Maybe i should spike my bf's drink this weekend BF?! boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. and to answer the question. you could spike his drink or make him wear a condom. alcohol and condoms have the same effect as far as making it take way too long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #14 December 1, 2009 Quote HAHAHAHAHHAH Ah. SDC trailor days.... I miss the trailer already. That night was funny as hell. Good weekend. But you totally didn't get your friend out there like you were supposed to. I was totally gonna put it in her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #15 December 1, 2009 Quote Ah, come on, I know you're young and all but........ But to get TWO big round apples in a girls butt??? The hole isnt that big!! I hope they knocked the girl out for the process.... Id imagine it was traumatic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 December 1, 2009 Not to get too graphic, but I remember seeing DOUBLE fisting several years ago. Some sphincters just keep going. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #17 December 1, 2009 Quote Not to get too graphic, but I remember seeing DOUBLE fisting several years ago. Some sphincters just keep going. Hang on I need to pick my jaw up off the floor. OUCHIES!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #18 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Ah, come on, I know you're young and all but........ But to get TWO big round apples in a girls butt??? The hole isnt that big!! I hope they knocked the girl out for the process.... Id imagine it was traumatic. The thing about that is they are muscles. Muscles stretch. That makes it easier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #19 December 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Ah, come on, I know you're young and all but........ But to get TWO big round apples in a girls butt??? The hole isnt that big!! I hope they knocked the girl out for the process.... Id imagine it was traumatic. The thing about that is they are muscles. Muscles stretch. That makes it easier. I feel so innocent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 December 1, 2009 Seriously. I'm never gonna forget that shit. My friend is still in Chicago...trying to convince her to come down. She's dating some douche bag. You'd be a better pick than him. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 December 1, 2009 Quote Seriously. I'm never gonna forget that shit. My friend is still in Chicago...trying to convince her to come down. She's dating some douche bag. You'd be a better pick than him. You just lay the ground work and I'll lay the pipe... I mean... I'll take care of the rest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #22 December 1, 2009 You're not innocent. You're talking about anal insertions. Plus knowing that the sphincter is a muscle is just basic anatomy. You don't have to be a perv to know that. We're really getting off topic though here. The topic is "boooooooooo you have a boyfriend." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #23 December 1, 2009 Can we talk about deck diving? What position do you like to be in when you dive off? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 December 1, 2009 Quote Seriously. I'm never gonna forget that shit. My friend is still in Chicago...trying to convince her to come down. She's dating some douche bag. You'd be a better pick than him. You were trying to fix Skittles up with your ex wife? Skitts - Are the painkillers from the injury last year or did you break yourself again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #25 December 1, 2009 Quote You're not innocent. You're talking about anal insertions. Plus knowing that the sphincter is a muscle is just basic anatomy. You don't have to be a perv to know that. We're really getting off topic though here. The topic is "boooooooooo you have a boyfriend." Well I know its a muscle, but muscles still RIP! Havent you ever torn a muscle??? I have, it sucked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
