banesanura 1 #1 December 7, 2009 While I've never stolen anything in my life (except for the hearts and viginity of men and women) You would think there is protocol for executing a successful theft. I'm not upset at the fact that I have to shell out hundreds of dollars to replace my window. I'm upset that who ever tried to rob me is a fucking retard. Why? Well my car gives out the "hey I don't own shit worth of value" vibe. My back right door's anti theft device is a god damn cheap bike chain and it is the only thing that prevents the door from swinging open while driving. The back drivers side window falls down when you drive it and I have to roll it up manually. The window is being held up by rolled up pieces of paper wedged between the window and the bottom rubber of the door. If the "Got balls" sticker on back windshield didn't give it away that I probably didn't own anything worth of value, I hoped to god the spiked license plate holder would have given it away. I threw in can of jiffy creamy peanut butter in the back seat JUST in case some fucktard didn't get the clue. Since I lost my faith in humans I decided that maybe, if I threw a bunch of random garbage and old McDonalds wrappers in the back seat to make my car look like a compelete shit hole maybe people would maybe get it. However I decided that the creme de la creme would be the sprayed vomit stain that covers the entire ceiling as the final indication that maybe I don't own anything really nice. I would be much happier if they could have atleast done me a favor taken out the empty beer bottles that were scattered throughout the car. que chingous.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 December 7, 2009 Why? Well my car gives out the "hey I don't own shit worth of value" vibe. While YOU may think it's a shit-house on wheels, to some street urchin with nothing, it's an Escalade! Next time fore-go the jar of Jif and throw a couple handfuls of empty .45 brass on the dashboard. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 December 7, 2009 Good idea! I fucking hate thieves. Luckly, none of my empty beer cans or garbage was stolen so I don't have to file a police report. woot woot! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 December 7, 2009 I didn't know peanut butter came in a can ........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
