airdvr 210 #1 December 9, 2009 The 11th Husband !!! A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What ? " said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.. "Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the- art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.. "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. . "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was......... .... God I miss him !!. "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ? "You're with the " GOVERNMENT "... This time I KNOW I'M GONNA GET SCREWED."Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #2 December 9, 2009 *Yawn* When does the funny part begin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #3 December 9, 2009 Wrong. #11, mechanic . Tore it apart the first night, been working on it ever since. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,466 #4 December 9, 2009 Hi air, I found that ironic. My late father was married 13 times to 11 women. Believe me, it's true!!!!!!! JerryBaumchen PS) My late Mom-in-law met him once for about 20 minutes and said that she thought he was charming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
