shah269 0 #1 December 8, 2009 Why more people don't do this! I have friends all over the world, some in committed relationships and others are just commutable. About 3 years ago I started sending out kinky stuff for Xmass. Nothing over the top just a little hand buzzer, or maybe a pair of pink fuzzy hand cuffs. Maybe a kinky outfit from Hustler. The first year I got a lot of giggle and thank yous. The year after that I got a lot more giggles and a lot more thank yous. And this year, I got requests as to "Please keep sending them!" Now is this just a Shah thing or do other people do this as well?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 December 8, 2009 what am i getting this year from you honey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 December 8, 2009 Good idea for gifts! I've never done it for Christmas, but have for Valentines. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 December 8, 2009 Quote what am i getting this year from you honey!? You really want something? OK just shoot me your address and I'll send you something. Remember these aren't 15in schlongs or the Vibratron 4000 or even the ever trusted always loved Rabbit. These are little things. Case in point I sent my friend in Belgium a one piece PJs from Playboy that have a but flap and a special pair of handcuffs that hook to the top of a door. My friend in Finland got edible undies, the ones made of candies on a string, and a micro vibrator that runs off of what appears to be watch batteries. And so on and so on.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 December 8, 2009 Quote Good idea for gifts! I've never done it for Christmas, but have for Valentines. g Well I just figured Xmas was very stressful and well what's the number one way to destress? But make sure the person you are sending it to has a good sense of humor! I have this one friend, love her to death, but I feel bad for who ever is dumb enough to marry her because if some women as sexual camels then this girl is a sexual anorexic! She's basically a nun and a hell of a prude! She called me screaming the firs year when I sent her edible pasties!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 December 8, 2009 Quote She's basically a nun and a hell of a prude! She called me screaming the firs year when I sent her edible pasties LOL To be a fly on that wall... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 December 8, 2009 Quote Quote She's basically a nun and a hell of a prude! She called me screaming the firs year when I sent her edible pasties LOL To be a fly on that wall... g There was lots of screaming from her end regarding how indecent I was and what if "the children" saw this. She doesn't have any kids nor any younger brothers or sisters. The year after that I sent her a wind up nun doll that breaths fire....wooh that went over like a led balloon!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 December 8, 2009 Quote Quote Quote She's basically a nun and a hell of a prude! She called me screaming the firs year when I sent her edible pasties LOL To be a fly on that wall... g There was lots of screaming from her end regarding how indecent I was and what if "the children" saw this. She doesn't have any kids nor any younger brothers or sisters. The year after that I sent her a wind up nun doll that breaths fire....wooh that went over like a led balloon! Send her a male RealDoll this year, and make sure you get video of when she opens it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 December 8, 2009 Bro, if i had that kind of money I would just send her a male stripper gram.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 December 9, 2009 get yourself a voucher for a hooker and please get laid.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 December 9, 2009 Quoteget yourself a voucher for a hooker and please get laid. +1TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 December 9, 2009 Quote get yourself a voucher for a hooker and please get laid. Well that's not nice! You get a lump coal shaped like a wang Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #13 December 9, 2009 Quote get yourself a voucher for a hooker and please get laid. Poor Shah. Even when he's trying to get into the holiday spirit he gets blasted by everyone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #14 December 9, 2009 A little off topic, but a skydiver friend and huge prankster did something along these lines. At a birthday party for a friend he knows through the small town bar where he hangs out, he got her a double dildo. Twist though it that he put it in a box with a note from another girl, then talked said girl into giving the box to her with the pretense of being anonymous, or something. So, birthday girl opens the box, finds the dildo, reads the note “I’ve always thought you were sexy, and thought that you might be interested in sharing this with me. Lisa” Or something like that. So, there’s Larry being the “fly on the wall” from across the bar. “Priceless!” Larry has a bunch of equally funny prank stories! Funny shit!Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #15 December 9, 2009 The holiday of Festivus calls for a large aluminum pole.....thats what we should all chip in and get him. What he does with it in the privacy of his home is his business. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #16 December 9, 2009 Quote The holiday of Festivus calls for a large aluminum pole.....thats what we should all chip in and get him. What he does with it in the privacy of his home is his business. Hah!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #17 December 9, 2009 Yes please! It's funny that you would bring this up. *I* asked my honey for some new sex toys for Christmas. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
