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Day two of the great experiment and it appears to be all quiet.
I think the ladies chickened out of this one!
I for one am very disappointed!



Shah, I did this months ago... I wouldve done it again just for you if i were single :P


I don't understand. I've been getting hit on by hot chicks
all day long. It's been difficult to even do simple tasks
like grocery shopping. (They keep throwing "supplies" into
my cart.)

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Day two of the great experiment and it appears to be all quiet.
I think the ladies chickened out of this one!
I for one am very disappointed!



Shah, I did this months ago... I wouldve done it again just for you if i were single :P

Ah thank you gorgeous! :)Who knows maybe I'll be single soon one day.

So how did you "hunt" go? Did you find any guys who were cool with you coming up to them and saying hi?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Day two of the great experiment and it appears to be all quiet.
I think the ladies chickened out of this one!
I for one am very disappointed!



Shah, I did this months ago... I wouldve done it again just for you if i were single :P

Ah thank you gorgeous! :)Who knows maybe I'll be single soon one day.

So how did you "hunt" go? Did you find any guys who were cool with you coming up to them and saying hi?


Of course :P. But you have to understand, Ive been doing this my whole life. I LOVE talking to people I dont know. My freshman year of college we did a couple of "Strengths Tests" for my leadership class, and on every single one, my #1 strength always ended up being something along the lines of talking to people I dont know. My mom swears this is going to get me kidnapped :D:D But hey, I found my boyfriend pretty much this way! :P

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Of course :P. But you have to understand, Ive been doing this my whole life. I LOVE talking to people I dont know. My freshman year of college we did a couple of "Strengths Tests" for my leadership class, and on every single one, my #1 strength always ended up being something along the lines of talking to people I dont know. My mom swears this is going to get me kidnapped :D:D But hey, I found my boyfriend pretty much this way! :P


Are you sure there isn't a little Persian in you? Want one? :PBut you do realize you are the minority right? What do your friends think of your open minded strength?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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your boyfriend was your kidnapper?

hmm.. i never thought of this as a plausible way to get a lady.



You haven't heard the latest pickup line? :o

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :ph34r:
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I think I’ve been waiting for someone as witty, honest and charming as SHAH to come along
WTF? :P
Well thank you....I think? Right? That's what I should say? Thank you?

Come on ladies, no no no no no.
Wow a thousand and one excuses.
Nope the deal is this, walk up to guy, look guy straight in the eyes, say hi and introduce your self, talk, if you like take number go back to table and pound some sort of strange colored cocktail that is served in a fish bowl and high five your friends.

No half ass ok! All ass or go home!
This is a revolution not some sort of high school dance.



I am more or less an introvert (I'm an engineer after all ... lets not go back there ... please), but I have no trouble walking up and talking to someone ... anyone ... or letting him/her know I'm interested ...

However, my last attempt at dating resulted in me having to obtain a restraining order ... so ... "single and loving it" ... thank you very much :S!!!

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Of course :P. But you have to understand, Ive been doing this my whole life. I LOVE talking to people I dont know. My freshman year of college we did a couple of "Strengths Tests" for my leadership class, and on every single one, my #1 strength always ended up being something along the lines of talking to people I dont know. My mom swears this is going to get me kidnapped :D:D But hey, I found my boyfriend pretty much this way! :P



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome:ph34r:
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However, my last attempt at dating resulted in me having to obtain a restraining order ... so ... "single and loving it" ... thank you very much :S!!!

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Oh you say restraining order like it's a bad thing!
God I love it when a girl breaks into my house and threatens to make me breakfast!
Very 9.5 weeks of her.
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Of course :P. But you have to understand, Ive been doing this my whole life. I LOVE talking to people I dont know. My freshman year of college we did a couple of "Strengths Tests" for my leadership class, and on every single one, my #1 strength always ended up being something along the lines of talking to people I dont know. My mom swears this is going to get me kidnapped :D:D But hey, I found my boyfriend pretty much this way! :P


Are you sure there isn't a little Persian in you? Want one? :PBut you do realize you are the minority right? What do your friends think of your open minded strength?


:D:D Nice. And most of my friends are like me.. Gets interesting when we disagree :S:D

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Of course :P. But you have to understand, Ive been doing this my whole life. I LOVE talking to people I dont know. My freshman year of college we did a couple of "Strengths Tests" for my leadership class, and on every single one, my #1 strength always ended up being something along the lines of talking to people I dont know. My mom swears this is going to get me kidnapped :D:D But hey, I found my boyfriend pretty much this way! :P


Are you sure there isn't a little Persian in you? Want one? :PBut you do realize you are the minority right? What do your friends think of your open minded strength?


:D:D Nice. And most of my friends are like me.. Gets interesting when we disagree :S:D

Maybe I am wrong.....that's a good thing. :)Glad to hear that you and your mates are outgoing.
How do the guys react to this?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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your boyfriend was your kidnapper?

hmm.. i never thought of this as a plausible way to get a lady.



You haven't heard the latest pickup line? :o

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :ph34r:



BAHAHAHA LMAO!! :D:D:D
havent laughed that hard in a while, haha
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Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

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However, my last attempt at dating resulted in me having to obtain a restraining order



People here keep suggesting a "reverse" restraining order
where people are required to hang around with them.

I'll bet that is hard to sell to a judge.

"It's for her own good, your honor. Attractive young women
half my age must talk to me."
:D:D

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Nat, don't take this the wrong way.....but I wouldn't date you. You just have too many excuses.
Let's go out on Tuesday.......excuse excuse excuse...
Let's try this new place to eat.....excuse excuse excuse.
All you have given me are excuses which means you are either afraid of failing, which I can totally understand. Or think your poop don't stink and that the perfect man with the perfect smile and who never farts will fall from the sky in his convertible jag drive by you, do some sort of James Bond 360 spin pick up a hand full of flowers and drive back to you jump from his car in a full tuxedo land get on his knees and propose to you.

Now back on track, I said "look for guy, make eye contract, walk over, talk, if you like him get his number, return back to gaggle of gals and drink large rainbow colored cocktail.

And it doesn't even have to be a bar, heck a book store will do just fine.

Now ladies, please give me another excuse. You Nat have used up all your excuses.




Mate.. I'm not giving you excuses.. I'm giving you several examples of where I've done exactly what you suggest and demonstrated that you're wrong - it *doesn't* work. Sorry to disprove you.. :P:D:D
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Mate.. I'm not giving you excuses.. I'm giving you several examples of where I've done exactly what you suggest and demonstrated that you're wrong - it *doesn't* work. Sorry to disprove you.. :P:D:D


Gorgeous, amstalder and I have to cordially disagree.
amstalder seems to have done well and I wold argue that she is a gutsy revolutionary not afraid of taking risks.
So...what's your plans for Thursday evening? Another excuse or will you be hunting? :)
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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