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I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.



my friendly neighbourhood farmer regularly had gotten a new dog; the old one got eaten.. once he gave me a lecture on how to differentiate cat from rabbit since they almost taste and look the same.. :S
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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Throw 'em up on a hot tin roof.

You youngsters out there won't get it, I know.




You prolly get quite a laugh watching them jump around as their lil' paws fry huh...? >:(

You must be the man who loved cat dancing! ;)










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Cranked the car, no boom-just a very short fizzle-all of my wives tell me that's a common problem for fat guys.

Better luck next time





Err Ahh.....WHAT color is your car again? :o


Might need to give the wanderin' pussy lady a refund! :S








BTW~

...I think I left my watch on your nightstand, could ya drop it in the mail? :$










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I just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom.



I find it ironic that a pet owner could be incapable of understanding an animal's nature.. Honestly.. She lets her cat run wild & it freaks out a *contained* dog and blames you for it.. Well shit.. Dogs will bark at cats. If her cat is so traumatised she needs to keep her fluffy little pet indoors so it doesn't have to face "real life".. Or maybe you could explain to her that fluffy probably has indigestion from all the molly-coddling she gives it!!
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I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one.



That is sad - I spend the extra time and make sure that satisfaction is reached.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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BTW~

...I think I left my watch on your nightstand, could ya drop it in the mail? :$



That was yours - fits nice - but the battery was low and I replaced it. I'll give leave it in the same pace next week.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom.




If here cat had been scared once by going near the dogs ... it wouldn't have ever gone back there - the owner is a loony.

I find it ironic that a pet owner could be incapable of understanding an animal's nature.. Honestly.. She lets her cat run wild & it freaks out a *contained* dog and blames you for it.. Well shit.. Dogs will bark at cats. If her cat is so traumatised she needs to keep her fluffy little pet indoors so it doesn't have to face "real life".. Or maybe you could explain to her that fluffy probably has indigestion from all the molly-coddling she gives it!!



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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work.
One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz.
since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back.

still makes me laugh when I think about it :)Roy



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I really hate it when people let their cats run loose:

http://www.9news.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=128823:ph34r:
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I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work.
One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz.
since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back.

still makes me laugh when I think about it :)Roy



:D
I really hate it when people let their cats run loose:

http://www.9news.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=128823:ph34r:


I was going to get one of those back a few years ago. I had a friend in Central Oregon who owned a couple South American Puma's that that had a litter of kittens. I really wantde that cat but I was afraid that as the kitten grew.. she might play with my other kitties... to death.[:/]

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Electricity has many uses

When we were kids my Dad hooked up a fence charger to a wire mesh fence around this juniper in the yard that was getting constantly pissed on by all sorts of animals....which was killing it.

"Whatcha doin dad?" we asked

he said in a kid friendly manner...."next one who pees here is gonna have a roasted peanut"
:D

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