futuredivot 0 #26 December 11, 2009 hey! ya'll take this out of my petty bitch and moan thread.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #27 December 11, 2009 I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 December 11, 2009 Quote I love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one. my friendly neighbourhood farmer regularly had gotten a new dog; the old one got eaten.. once he gave me a lecture on how to differentiate cat from rabbit since they almost taste and look the same.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #29 December 11, 2009 QuoteI love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one. try making stew with the leftovers, It keep for weeks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 December 11, 2009 QuoteQuoteI love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one. try making stew with the leftovers, It keep for weeks! How many times ya gotta run one over to get 'em thin enough to fit in a toaster? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #31 December 11, 2009 Throw 'em up on a hot tin roof. You youngsters out there won't get it, I know.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 December 11, 2009 Quote Throw 'em up on a hot tin roof. You youngsters out there won't get it, I know. You prolly get quite a laugh watching them jump around as their lil' paws fry huh...? You must be the man who loved cat dancing! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 December 11, 2009 Quote Cranked the car, no boom-just a very short fizzle-all of my wives tell me that's a common problem for fat guys. Better luck next time Err Ahh.....WHAT color is your car again? Might need to give the wanderin' pussy lady a refund! BTW~ ...I think I left my watch on your nightstand, could ya drop it in the mail? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #34 December 12, 2009 QuoteI just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom. I find it ironic that a pet owner could be incapable of understanding an animal's nature.. Honestly.. She lets her cat run wild & it freaks out a *contained* dog and blames you for it.. Well shit.. Dogs will bark at cats. If her cat is so traumatised she needs to keep her fluffy little pet indoors so it doesn't have to face "real life".. Or maybe you could explain to her that fluffy probably has indigestion from all the molly-coddling she gives it!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 December 12, 2009 QuoteI love cats, but I couldn't eat a whole one. That is sad - I spend the extra time and make sure that satisfaction is reached.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 December 12, 2009 Quote BTW~ ...I think I left my watch on your nightstand, could ya drop it in the mail? That was yours - fits nice - but the battery was low and I replaced it. I'll give leave it in the same pace next week.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #37 December 12, 2009 QuoteQuoteI just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom. If here cat had been scared once by going near the dogs ... it wouldn't have ever gone back there - the owner is a loony. I find it ironic that a pet owner could be incapable of understanding an animal's nature.. Honestly.. She lets her cat run wild & it freaks out a *contained* dog and blames you for it.. Well shit.. Dogs will bark at cats. If her cat is so traumatised she needs to keep her fluffy little pet indoors so it doesn't have to face "real life".. Or maybe you could explain to her that fluffy probably has indigestion from all the molly-coddling she gives it!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 December 12, 2009 We tried to keep little Muffy in our own yard but now thousands are claiming PTSD from her getting out of the yard and terrorizing a populace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #39 December 12, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #40 December 14, 2009 Quote I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work. One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz. since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back. still makes me laugh when I think about it Roy I really hate it when people let their cats run loose: http://www.9news.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=128823"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #41 December 14, 2009 Quote Quote I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work. One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz. since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back. still makes me laugh when I think about it Roy I really hate it when people let their cats run loose: http://www.9news.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=128823 I was going to get one of those back a few years ago. I had a friend in Central Oregon who owned a couple South American Puma's that that had a litter of kittens. I really wantde that cat but I was afraid that as the kitten grew.. she might play with my other kitties... to death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #42 December 14, 2009 Electricity has many uses When we were kids my Dad hooked up a fence charger to a wire mesh fence around this juniper in the yard that was getting constantly pissed on by all sorts of animals....which was killing it. "Whatcha doin dad?" we asked he said in a kid friendly manner...."next one who pees here is gonna have a roasted peanut" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
