Un friggin real

[futuredivot 0]

I just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[virgin-burner 1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8&feature=PlayList&p=4D8A65B854AF88D7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[AggieDave 6]

Are you in the city? Is there a leash law in the city? Go to www.municode.com and check the language of the law. A lot of cities don't specify between animals in regards to their leash law. So then you can gently remind her of that. Maybe print it out for her so she can read it too.

Maybe she'll get the point. Maybe not, but it would still be funny.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[futuredivot 0]

Nope, I'm out in the county-no leash law other than liability statutes if your free animal causes damage or harm.
The same lady that got huffy a few years ago when I went around telling everyone that I was putting rodent poison in my barn so they needed to keep the pets close for 4 or 5 days. "Well if MY cat dies you're going to have a problem"-
"No ma'am, if your cat dies You're gonna have a dead cat"
Carpetbagger trash.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[warpedskydiver 0]

She will file a lawsuit against you for her emotional distress, just wait.

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She will file a lawsuit against you for her emotional distress, just wait.

yea, sue his friggin' ass!!!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Andy9o8 2]

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Carpetbagger trash.

Yeah, Appomattox was a bitch, wasn't it?

[jonstark 8]

Friends in Z-Hills have a LOT of cats in the yard that they take care of. They have a neighbor with mean dogs. The cats stay in the fenced in yard but the dogs have dug under the fence to get at them. My friend told the neighbor that there would be a problem if the dogs continued to come onto his property.

Fido dug under one time too many. Dog on the wrong side of the fence heard the beginning of a loud bang. Neighbor came home from work to a dead dog in the front yard. He called the cops and the cops sided with the cat owner.

[Andy9o8 2]

I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

[virgin-burner 1]

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I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

wow, sue happy in practice! i hope you can sleep well at night..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Andy9o8 2]

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I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

wow, sue happy in practice! i hope you can sleep well at night..

You realize I was joking, don't you? Or are you & I having another language barrier hiccup?

(Where's that icon when I need it?)

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I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

wow, sue happy in practice! i hope you can sleep well at night..

You realize I was joking, don't you? Or are you & I having another language barrier hiccup?

(Where's that icon when I need it?)

nope, actually i thought you were serious; but hey, nothing's impossible..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Andy9o8 2]

Now here's a dawg worth shootin'

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tiny_dog_has_been_barking_nonstop

[virgin-burner 1]

cant watch the onion at work for some reason..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[warpedskydiver 0]

The dog was shot and wound up in it's own yard?

Dead neighbors will ensue.

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I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

wow, sue happy in practice! i hope you can sleep well at night..

He's a lawyer. He sleeps on a mattress made of 100 dollar bills and newborn baby souls. He sleeps pretty well.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[PeteS 0]

I wonder if you could make a long run line down your driveway. Let the dogs "train" the cat not to come by while keeping them on your property.

[D22369 0]

I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work.
One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz.
since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back.

still makes me laugh when I think about it Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

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I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work.
One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz.
since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back.

still makes me laugh when I think about it Roy

That is the best story I have heard all day!!! Good job sir!!!

[airtwardo 7]

I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom.





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Hey Bro~

~Yer neighbor with the wandering pussy hired me to 'work' on your car, nice lady...pays in cash!

She said to tell ya...

"It's ON fatso, tommorow morning ~ listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom."


Not fer nuthin ole buddy, but what say ya have the wife & dogs 'hang back' a bit when ya leave for work in the morning...


Oh hey...BTW...any beer in the fridge?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[cliffwhite 0]

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I just got fussed out by a lady because she claims my dogs terrorize her cat to the point he doesn't eat well. The dogs do go nuts in their fenced in yard when her cat comes down my driveway. Our property lines don't even touch so fluffy is way out of her yard when this happens. I just told her that the next time she saw the damn thing heading to my yard, listen carefully for the two clicks right before the boom.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

Pour a gallon of gas on it , strike a match and it will go "WHOOF".

Blues,
Cliff - Duckin' for cover

2muchTruth

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Now that is some funny shit.

[skyrider 0]

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I had a 15' cable for my dog and the neighbors started complaining that he was barking alot while I was at work.
One saturday I noticed this cat sitting right outside his reach calmly grooming itself while he went nutz.
since it was an old cable and time to replace it I got him a 20' then hooked him up and within 15 minutes here come the cat... the cat walked up to his spot and sat down, Turbo took off at a dead run and hit the expected spot and kinda hunched up expecting the cable to snap him back... the cat thought that was what was going to happen too, he plowed into the cat at full force with his chest then flipped once, the cat went flying into the bushes yowling for all it was worth and It never came back.

still makes me laugh when I think about it Roy

good on him!

fuckin Cat owners that let thier cats run free ,PISS me off!

My Dog unfortunitly killed a cat a couple years ago, that was trying to move it's litter into my shed! ( I was otu there when it happened, I pulled the cat out of his mouth) IF it wasn;t for CARELESS cat owners, there woudln;t be so many Ferels!

Cats Just like a dog, need to be taken care of, IF you can handle that, Get rid of them!

BTW, next afternoon, I found one of the kittens in my shed, the rest were in an abondoned car , up the street, we sent them al to a rescue, (Polite word for let them get killed)

[futuredivot 0]

Cranked the car, no boom-just a very short fizzle-our wives tell me that's a common problem for you. Better luck next time

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Zep 0]

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I'm handling the dog's estate. This isn't over.

wow, sue happy in practice! i hope you can sleep well at night..

You realize I was joking, don't you? Or are you & I having another language barrier hiccup?

(Where's that icon when I need it?)

I have no problem with the language but I'm afraid I've got to the point
where I take every thing you say seriously, I think attorney humor must be some thing special.

Gone fishing