futuredivot 0 #1 December 19, 2009 You can turn your dishwasher into a snow blower Just give her a shovelYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 December 19, 2009 Quote You can turn your dishwasher into a snow blower Just give her a shovel TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 December 19, 2009 "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 December 19, 2009 Quote You can turn your dishwasher into a snow blower Just give her a shovel As long as she makes the sammiches first.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #5 December 20, 2009 Quote You can turn your dishwasher into a snow blower Just give her a shovel Wait, I'm the dishwasher... I'm ready. Both snow blowers are in the garage ready to rock. Just uncovered the satellite dish. Had to go through knee-deep snow to do it.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 December 20, 2009 I take it your wife is either outta town, or never reads your posts... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 December 20, 2009 "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 December 20, 2009 OK...I'll step up to the plate for those too ashamed to post... "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 December 20, 2009 Quote OK...I'll step up to the plate for those too ashamed to post... "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Just say; 'Yes, Dear! Right after the game!' By the time the game is over, it's too dark to shovel snow. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #10 December 20, 2009 Quote OK...I'll step up to the plate for those too ashamed to post... "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" ... warn her about how certain "finely aged folks"... i. e. OLD people..... can be susceptible to heart attacks.....!!!! while shoveling snow... Works for me.!!!!! jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #11 December 20, 2009 QuoteOK...I'll step up to the plate for those too ashamed to post... "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Tell her you have a religious attitude towards the snow "God put it there and when he's done w/ it, he'll take it away""What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 20, 2009 QuoteQuoteOK...I'll step up to the plate for those too ashamed to post... "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Tell her you have a religious attitude towards the snow "God put it there and when he's done w/ it, he'll take it away" Hallaluya Brother Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydveraz 0 #13 December 20, 2009 No snow here.. Skydiving instead!! Arizona only has two seasons, Hot and HOTTER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 December 20, 2009 Quote"So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Even in the season of St. Nick I don't think you'll get anyone to believe you with a woman.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 December 20, 2009 QuoteQuote"So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Even in the season of St. Nick I don't think you'll get anyone to believe you with a woman. Ask her if she is raggin' see what happens and let me know . . . it will probably solve the problem right there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote "So, how do I get out of it when she hands ME the shovel?" Even in the season of St. Nick I don't think you'll get anyone to believe you with a woman. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
