Christmas Toasts

[turtlespeed 226]

what is your favorite - or best - toast for around the table?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freefallfreak 0]

Cinnamon? Maybe French?

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[JohnMitchell 16]

"Here's to wives and girlfriends sweet.
May the two never meet."

[Bolas 5]

To living single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

On the first day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the second day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the third day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the fourth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the fifth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the sixth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the seventh day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the eighth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Eight aching assholes,
Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the ninth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Nine gnawed off nipples,
Eight aching assholes,
Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the tenth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Ten tons of titty,
Nine gnawed off nipples,
Eight aching assholes,
Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the eleventh day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Eleven lickin' lesbians,
Ten tons of titty,
Nine gnawed off nipples,
Eight aching assholes,
Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!


On the twelfth day of jumping, my true love gave to me:

Twelve twats a twitchin',
Eleven lickin' lesbians,
Ten tons of titty,
Nine gnawed off nipples,
Eight aching assholes,
Seven sucking sisters,
Six sixty-nine-rs,
FIVE BLOW JOBS,
Four calling girls,
Three French whores,
Two shit house doors and
A hand-job in an ol' 3!

[turtlespeed 226]

That is a song dear, not a toast.

I can't spell it right - but I have heard one like - "Lang may your lum reek with the bounty wood of another's labors." or something like that.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SpeedRacer 1]

"Champagne for my Real Friends,
Real pain for my Sham Friends!"

Speed Racer
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[ZigZagMarquis 9]

Song... Toast... WTF does it matter... and I ain't your dear...

[turtlespeed 226]

Quote

Song... Toast... WTF does it matter... and I ain't your dear...

LMAO

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun