millertime24 8 #1 December 25, 2009 I just saw Santa this evening and he might be a couple hour late. As he was flying through Baghdad a couple insurgents shot at him with RPG's. Now they didn't hit his ride because camel jockey's are, by nature, the worlds worst marksmen. Well, dont think that Mr. Cringle was gonna just let this one slip because it's "Christmas". No, he had 2 elves on the door gunner positions armed with 240's and 4 gunship escorts (I hear there may have even been a couple of FP's on the ground, but I didn't say that). Well as it happens, Santa and his band of merry killing machines went to the last known location of the insurgents to give them a little Christmas "cheer". It's unverified at this time, but I'm told that the elf gunners got one, the helo's leveled a building where they were setting up a SAM site, and a FP with a high power rifle took one out from over 650yds away. So with only a little hickup in 'ol Chris Cringle's schedule you guys should be getting your presents COB 25Dec. By the way Santa wanted me to put it out there; HE'S NOT REALLY FAT!!!! Have you any idea how many frag grenades that dude packs under his coat? It's a wonder he can even walk at all. Merry Christmas everyone!!! Edited for poor terminology. Better JBag?Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #2 December 25, 2009 if your gonna insult someone, do it proper like, its spelled hajji's, and for HW go figure out why they are called that :).IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #3 December 25, 2009 Does Santa also use a FLIR to determine when people are asleep, or awake? Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
