k-dubjumps 0 #1 December 24, 2009 I was reflecting back on the interesting things that have happened to myself or my friends this past year and this one stands out as one of the most memorable. A friend of mine got his ex-wife preggers. Yep, ex-wife. They've been divorced for a few years and already have a 7 year old daughter together. His daughter had ear surgery this summer and it was an emotional time. He was consoling the ex who was freaking about the thought that her daughter may lose her hearing and they "fell into bed together." He said he instantly regretted it happening and then a few weeks later finds out she's pregnant. Doh!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #2 December 24, 2009 whoopsies LULZ!!!!IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 December 24, 2009 I'm sorry but that's just so dumb it made me laugh..... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 December 24, 2009 Quote I was reflecting back on the interesting things that have happened to myself or my friends this past year and this one stands out as one of the most memorable. A friend of mine got his ex-wife preggers. Yep, ex-wife. They've been divorced for a few years and already have a 7 year old daughter together. His daughter had ear surgery this summer and it was an emotional time. He was consoling the ex who was freaking about the thought that her daughter may lose her hearing and they "fell into bed together." He said he instantly regretted it happening and then a few weeks later finds out she's pregnant. Doh! having married her? Slept with her? his perfomance? cumming inside her? not having setting up an "exit plan"? Wishin she swallowed? We need more details! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 December 24, 2009 2 tools You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #6 December 24, 2009 WOOF ! bad day." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 December 24, 2009 Pull brother PULL OUT! AIM FOR HER EYES ! SAVE YOUR SELF!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 December 24, 2009 You failed to mention whether or not these ex's have remarried to others. Now THAT would make for an interesting story! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #9 December 24, 2009 Quote Quote I was reflecting back on the interesting things that have happened to myself or my friends this past year and this one stands out as one of the most memorable. A friend of mine got his ex-wife preggers. Yep, ex-wife. They've been divorced for a few years and already have a 7 year old daughter together. His daughter had ear surgery this summer and it was an emotional time. He was consoling the ex who was freaking about the thought that her daughter may lose her hearing and they "fell into bed together." He said he instantly regretted it happening and then a few weeks later finds out she's pregnant. Doh! having married her? Slept with her? his perfomance? cumming inside her? not having setting up an "exit plan"? Wishin she swallowed? We need more details! He regretting the "falling into bed with her," so in other words, the entire incident. And the marrying her, well, that's another story. The first pregnancy was unplanned as well, and he married her even though he said she wasn't "the one." Being from the south and a stand up guy, he wanted to "do the right thing."Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #10 December 24, 2009 For that to happen to me I'd have to be in the same room w/ my ex..... Not going to happen."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 December 24, 2009 Quote And the marrying her, well, that's another story. The first pregnancy was unplanned as well, and he married her even though he said she wasn't "the one." Being from the south and a stand up guy, he wanted to "do the right thing." Get out your bridesmaid dress. I heard some wedding bells warming up.On the plus side, I'm sure he loves his little daughter. I hope he choose to love the new child too, regardless of the circumstances. None of us choose what circumstances into which we're born, but we all deserve to be loved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 24, 2009 QuoteFor that to happen to me I'd have to be in the same room w/ my ex..... Not going to happen. neverhave figured that out, How do you love someone enough to marry them,and ever end up hating them? I am still friends with every girlfriend I ever had, included two that cheated on me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #13 December 24, 2009 Quote You failed to mention whether or not these ex's have remarried to others. Now THAT would make for an interesting story! Neither of them have remarried. The reason he said he regretted even sleeping with her is because he thinks that she's always been in the mind set that eventually they would get back together. Here's the kicker! The weird thing is that she told him that she doesn't expect him to be involved in the second child's life. She gave him an out, but this is going to be a full sibling to his daughter! How do you go about being the father to one child and not the other? I've never met her, but from the things he's told me about her I think she just might be a little whacky. I'm glad for him that he isn't married to her anymore, but feel bad for him that his 18 year clock is about to start all over again. I gotta say, it was a pretty jackass thing to do!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 December 24, 2009 Several of us know what doing the right thing can be like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 December 24, 2009 Quote Quote You failed to mention whether or not these ex's have remarried to others. Now THAT would make for an interesting story! Neither of them have remarried. The reason he said he regretted even sleeping with her is because he thinks that she's always been in the mind set that eventually they would get back together. Here's the kicker! The weird thing is that she told him that she doesn't expect him to be involved in the second child's life. She gave him an out, but this is going to be a full sibling to his daughter! How do you go about being the father to one child and not the other? I've never met her, but from the things he's told me about her I think she just might be a little whacky. I'm glad for him that he isn't married to her anymore, but feel bad for him that his 18 year clock is about to start all over again. I gotta say, it was a pretty jackass thing to do! Real men take care of thier Kids...Period... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #16 December 24, 2009 V A C E T O M YIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buff 0 #17 December 24, 2009 QuoteV A C E T O M Y What the hell is that and does it involve a Dyson or Hoover?It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 December 24, 2009 Quote V A C E T O M Y g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #19 December 24, 2009 SORRY, i've got one but can't spell it. VA-ce-to-me Peanut points down, get it?Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #20 December 24, 2009 vasectomy__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 December 24, 2009 Quote SORRY, i've got one Peanut points down, get it? Thank God for that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #22 December 24, 2009 Jesus.. That sucks. It sucks even more that it's the second accidental pregnancy with the same woman.. Hmm.. On the one hand, I feel for your friend.. On the other, I think a simple condom could have prevented the whole bad situation.. Still.. I think most of us are guilty of poor judgement now and again, so getting on a high horse is probably a little bit hypocritical!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 December 24, 2009 Me? I can guarantee you that this would nver happen. Guaranteed.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #24 December 24, 2009 DNA tests. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #25 December 25, 2009 QuoteMe? I can guarantee you that this would nver happen. Guaranteed. Culprit!!! ;-) Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites