BillyVance 35 #26 December 30, 2009 Quote bullshit. I've never gotten it on with a prostitute, and I never will. It was a friend with benefits in college. She was pretty cool. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 December 30, 2009 Why it HAS been awhile. How've you been? p.s. I'm off the market. You were gone too long!!![Sly] My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #28 December 30, 2009 I'm doing well. Damn, I'm always a day late and a dollar short. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #29 December 30, 2009 About 3 months before the divorce, 2 weeks since.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote The poll needs longer intervals than a year. Some of us have been married, you know? I'll reiterate that my soon-to-be-ex-wife and I practiced nightly S & M - she slept & I masturbated. Me three brothers me three. Oh well thank god I'm going back to university and I've picked up this really cool sport called Sky Jumping...or something. I think there were times when in engineering school I didn't have sex for....god ages! I would say 6 months or more? I just didn't have time and opportunities in engineering school are few and a little too angry and fuzzy. I always hated and envied my business major friends, 1/5th the class work and 5 times the opportunity for casual sex. Lucky fuckers! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote 21 years About the same here. Didn't finally get it til my 3rd year in college, and I still looked like a 15 year old then! best 20 bucks ya ever spent huh?! Never had to pay for it. Giving food to the homeless is still paying for it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #32 December 30, 2009 Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so. I think he was talking about the guy in Speakers Corner that opens his mouth a lot.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #34 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so. Don't wish to hijack the thread or anything but yeah they were lucky. All their teachers spoke fluent English, all their books had complete sentences, they studied 1/5th as much as we had to.....and there were as many girls as guys in the classes. So they had the time and the opportunity to have more fun than engineering students did....on average.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so. Don't wish to hijack the thread or anything but yeah they were lucky. All their teachers spoke fluent English, all their books had complete sentences, they studied 1/5th as much as we had to.....and there were as many girls as guys in the classes. So they had the time and the opportunity to have more fun than engineering students did....on average. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #36 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so. Don't wish to hijack the thread or anything but yeah they were lucky. All their teachers spoke fluent English, all their books had complete sentences, they studied 1/5th as much as we had to.....and there were as many girls as guys in the classes. So they had the time and the opportunity to have more fun than engineering students did....on average. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!! Why are jokes so much funnier when the person they are directed at doesn't get them??"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Lucky fuckers! Yeah, I don't think so. Don't wish to hijack the thread or anything but yeah they were lucky. All their teachers spoke fluent English, all their books had complete sentences, they studied 1/5th as much as we had to.....and there were as many girls as guys in the classes. So they had the time and the opportunity to have more fun than engineering students did....on average. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!! I think that one left a contrail as it went over his head.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 December 30, 2009 QuoteI think that one left a contrail as it went over his head. It sure did... a big spirallly one.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 December 30, 2009 QuoteQuoteI think that one left a contrail as it went over his head. It sure did... a big spirallly one. Spirally one? Like a pig dick?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I think that one left a contrail as it went over his head. It sure did... a big spirallly one. Spirally one? Like a pig dick? I've never seen a pig dick. I thought pig tails were spirally... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #41 December 30, 2009 Maybe some times not "getting" a joke is just a way of being polite. Now please continueLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #42 December 30, 2009 Quote Maybe some times not "getting" a joke is just a way of being polite. Now please continue OK - Will do!But just think - at least it didn't mess his hair up.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
