shah269 0 #1 January 4, 2010 True conversation that went something like this. Me-So you are finally free? Him-Yeah! Cost me $50k Me-And she never worked a day in her life and not a day when she was married to you but you still had to pay her $50k? Him-Yeah! Me-Well you finally bought your freedom. So now will you take time off or will you jump back into dating? Him-Well I'm going to jump back in, you know being a late bloomer and all. So I started an eharmony thing. Me-cool! Him-They ask a lot of important questions and it took a while to fill out. Me-Well it's good because the girls have to answer the same questions so you'll know them as well as they know you. Did you put up a photo or two. Him-yeah Me-May I see? Him-Here...here is one of me in black and white I'm wearing this bandana thing covering the lower part of my face and I'm giving the devil horns. And this is another one of me in black and while and i'm giving the camera the evil eye. And well here is one a friend took at the last concert and I'm shirtless and head banging. Me-Your a 35 years old out of shape engineer...your not smiling in a single one of these and the last one....not only is it out of focus but you looking like your about to die. Him-Yeah! My inner bad ass self! Me-And you think women in their mid 30's are going to be drawn to this? Him-Yeah! I'm bad ass! Me-Good luck with that! Look I know I've said that women can say some amazingly out of touch things....but you know what I was wrong.... but I think us guys can be equally delusional.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 January 4, 2010 Just in reply to the subject line.... Nos AS often or AS dumbYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 January 4, 2010 Quote Nos AS often or AS dumb Well OK this guy I speak of is a bit delusional. He's a solid 300lbs and is into speed metal and collects anime figures. A real "catch". But I don't know, I'm as guilty as any girl here about doing dumb stuff and being delusional. But I guess I can laugh at my self and be ok with it while some women will be serious right up to the end.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 January 4, 2010 Quote Well OK this guy I speak of is a bit delusional. He's a solid 300lbs and is into speed metal and collects anime figures. A real "catch". I dunno about the on-line dating thing, there ARE other options for a guy like your friend! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 January 4, 2010 Quote I dunno about the on-line dating thing, there ARE other options for a guy like your friend! Or...http://xectrik.net/images/motivationalposters/roofies-motivational-posters.jpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 January 4, 2010 Quote Quote Well OK this guy I speak of is a bit delusional. He's a solid 300lbs and is into speed metal and collects anime figures. A real "catch". I dunno about the on-line dating thing, there ARE other options for a guy like your friend! Oh he's just a little delusional. I'm sure he'll find some one...some where some how.....and I'm sure she'll be fine with his love of speed metal.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 January 4, 2010 QuoteI'm sure he'll find some one...some where some how. Send him to Whiteland, Indiana. Have him swing by the pound on the way.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 4, 2010 Quote Quote I'm sure he'll find some one...some where some how. Send him to Whiteland, Indiana. Have him swing by the pound on the way. Voice of experience! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 January 4, 2010 Quote It's a lot like death metal but faster. It's what white kids use to jam to before they discovered gangster rap.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 January 4, 2010 Quote Voice of experience! Bow wow wow yippee ayee yipppee ohhhhYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 January 4, 2010 Quote Quote It's a lot like death metal but faster. It's what white kids use to jam to before they discovered gangster rap. Fortunitly, My son is Hardcore, at 15 , he has great taste in music! here is a good example of his taste in one of his latest clips he shot for his bike frame sponsor, and Dirty dog.. http://www.youtube.com/user/skyrider4ever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 January 4, 2010 Is this the same engineer dude you bashed a couple of months ago for calling/texting a new girl too often, listening to heavy music in the car & generally being a knob?? If so, why are you *still* meddling into his business?? All he needs is to be himself and do his best to find someone who likes him just the way he is. Seriously.. Sound like you're the one who has a problem - not him!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #14 January 5, 2010 Your chance at saying shah has a problem requires you to take a ticket, and wait in line Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 January 5, 2010 Quote Your chance at saying shah has a problem requires you to take a ticket, and wait in line At this point the guy is family...~granted it might be the kinda 'family member' that ya don't EVER let babysit the lil' ones...but still family! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 January 5, 2010 Quote Is this the same engineer dude you bashed a couple of months ago for calling/texting a new girl too often, listening to heavy music in the car & generally being a knob?? If so, why are you *still* meddling into his business?? Believe it or not this is the same guy. He finally got the divorce finalized and figured I would buy him a drink. I tried not to sound rude or critical when listening to him....(ok I was critical but in a dry way and did not laugh) see Nat I listened to what you said....but I just had to share that though I usually say that some women can be delusional we guys can be just as delusional and just as out of touch. And hey, even though I don't want kids I'm actually really good with them. I'm a god father more times than I can count. All I know is that the kids love my Christmas presents! This year it was remote control motorcycles Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
