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You tryiong to get both of us kicked outta here????



Maybe Da-vid can give you highlights and a facial today when you go to the salon. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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5k members!
Who decides if you are "beautiful" enough?
Has any one here gotten in?
I mean.....there are some really cute girls on eharmony and match.com and all those other pages. Why this?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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There would be nobody left here. :S


You are right, when it comes to looking good Sky Divers are up there.......boy that was a bad joke!

But seriously, even I think this is a little over the top!
Though I have to admit I know of a family member who is probably on this sight. She's a Persian Guidet. God had a choice, give her a body or a brain....i think he went for the body.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Exclusivity breeds desire. I'm sure all these self absorbed hotties, male and female, couldn't stand having to mingle with the riff raff. I'm glad they have their snobby mutual admiration site to go to and be better than everyone else. May they all marry and have bratty, self absorbed kids.:P

I'm thinking, if you're that hot, why do you need a dating site? I did just fine without the internet, thank you very much. :)

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You tryiong to get both of us kicked outta here????



Maybe Da-vid can give you highlights and a facial today when you go to the salon. ;)


He's a stylist not a magician:P
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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I mean.....there are some really cute girls on eharmony and match.com and all those other pages. Why this?



Have you ever met one of them in real life?
When you do, you learn that one or more of the following are true:
- Photo taken at obscure angle to mask the fact they are overweight.
- Photo taken 5+ years ago.
- Photo taken 50+ pounds ago.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Have you ever met one of them in real life?
When you do, you learn that one or more of the following are true:
- Photo taken at obscure angle to mask the fact they are overweight.
- Photo taken 5+ years ago.
- Photo taken 50+ pounds ago.


I'm sorry bro I'm a bit depressed and I'm trying to be an optimist.
But yes you are right I have seen many of the look up and take the picture shots that hide the chunkyness while adding to the illusion of large boobiedness.
And I guess you are right, those photos could be from 5 years ago and 50lbs ago.....though that would be so rude.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I think I'll apply.

The betting pool is "how many minutes 'till rejection".

I got 3 minutes.

Anyone else?


If I can't get in, I'll re-apply with Scotty Carbone's picture.

I got 1.25 minutes.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I'm thinking, if you're that hot, why do you need a dating site?



I reckon validation due to poor self-esteem.

I also think vanity.

And finally, I think if you're that incredibly attractive it must be horrible having to trudge through everyday normal people (aka "the uglies") to find that elusive attractive person that is worthy of being seen next to your amazing self!! :D:D:P
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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And finally, I think if you're that incredibly attractive it must be horrible having to trudge through everyday normal people (aka "the uglies") to find that elusive attractive person that is worthy of being seen next to your amazing self!! :D:D:P



And when you finally find them, they reject you because you live too far away, and hook up with a local.[:/]
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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And finally, I think if you're that incredibly attractive it must be horrible having to trudge through everyday normal people (aka "the uglies") to find that elusive attractive person that is worthy of being seen next to your amazing self!! :D:D:P



And when you finally find them, they reject you because you live too far away, and hook up with a local.[:/]


I know you're trying to flatter me, but I'm not nearly as fantastically amazing as the people I was describing! :P:ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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