Not Abducted by Aliens

[happythoughts 0]

support group

Finally, a support group for people who have not been
abducted by aliens.

Imagine the feelings of rejection.

The serious alien scientists, who scour this area of the
universe, looking for specimens that they can inspect
and expand their knowledge. Not interested.

Even the ones who are just playing. The teenagers who
are out for a ride in their parents spaceship and decide
to go to Earth for some pranks. Nabbing a few rednecks
and looking up their butts with probes. Not even them.

Emotional trauma.

[Bolas 5]

The song alone is worth watching for...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[ryoder 1,590]

LisaH will like the cow costumes.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Quote

The song alone is worth watching for...

"Aliens love me, this I know...
for Nostradamus tells me so..."


I liked the guys hanging out in the fields being "proactive".
The cow suits were hysterical.

[guppie01 0]

lol

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[dzdiva 7]

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[SkyBastard 0]

i have horrible flu, tonnes of work to do, i'm cold, my throat is made soley from the legs of prickly insects but this has totally cheered me up.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!