Funeral home sends Brain to family

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"ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Members of a family are suing a funeral home, claiming their mother's brain was sent home in a bag of personal effects given to them after her death." WTF?!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34729944/ns/us_news-weird_news/

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tasty

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"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[Andy9o8 2]

Bastards. I'd like to give them a piece of my mind.

[pontiacgtp00 0]

Hannibal Lecter would be proud

[dzdiva 7]

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Bastards. I'd like to give them a piece of my mind.

That was sooooo bad.

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[BillyVance 34]

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tasty

After it had already started to stink? I'll pass.

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Bastards. I'd like to give them a piece of my mind.

+1

Gone fishing

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Joe Morgan told me that he had a set of medical examiner photos from a bounce (fatality) at Elsinor that he used in his first jump course. The dead guy was a "no pull." The pictute showed him in a stable, face down position. His helmet had come off and his head split open and his brain had popped out. You could see the ripcord and the brain in the same picture. Joe said that he would say, "If he had used this (pointing to the brain) this (the ripcord) wouldn't be laying here. If he had used this (the ripcord) this (the brain) wouldn't be laying here." This was before USPA started their "Mainstreaming" of skydiving advertising.

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