MakeItHappen 15 #1 December 25, 2009 12 Days of Christmas - skydiver version lyrics by Jan Meyer On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A bright sun in a blue sky On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight lines a twisting Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine bodies flailing Eight lines a twisting Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten stars a speeding Nine bodies flailing Eight lines a twisting Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven packers packing Ten stars a speeding Nine bodies flailing Eight lines a twisting Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve swoopers swooping Eleven packers packing Ten stars a speeding Nine bodies flailing Eight lines a twisting Seven chutes a flying Six beers a cooling Five brainlock dives Four ready slots Three ring checks Two brand new gloves And a bright sun in a blue sky .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 December 25, 2009 Hey Jan, two slots open and Santa's sleigh is on a 10 minute call...you packed? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #3 December 25, 2009 Yours is good...but I'm partial to this one (stollen from someone on Facebook). On the twelfth day of Christmas your dropzone may just see: Twelve jumpers jumping, Eleven points a-turning, Ten turned and tracking, Nine tandems waiting, Eight riggers sewing, Seven swoopers swimming, Six packers packing, Five cut-aways, Four free-bags lost, Three in the trees, Two waivers signed, And a safety meeting at the D-Z! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 December 25, 2009 Very nice. I think I'll save both of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #5 December 26, 2009 You should have heard the ER version we did a couple of years ago. It was hilarious to those of us who worked in the ER, but the spouses kind of went "HUH, gross, poor taste" and comments like that "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 December 26, 2009 Quote You should have heard the ER version we did a couple of years ago. It was hilarious to those of us who worked in the ER, but the spouses kind of went "HUH, gross, poor taste" and comments like that Intense enviroments breed the gallows humor that spouses/whuffos on the outside can't process. I'm lucky to have a skydiver wife that can relate to the air traffic controller humor I bring home from work. A lot of guys have spouses that just don't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #7 December 26, 2009 Quote Yours is good...but I'm partial to this one (stollen from someone on Facebook). On the twelfth day of Christmas your dropzone may just see: Twelve jumpers jumping, Eleven points a-turning, Ten turned and tracking, Nine tandems waiting, Eight riggers sewing, Seven swoopers swimming, Six packers packing, Five cut-aways, Four free-bags lost, Three in the trees, Two waivers signed, And a safety meeting at the D-Z! Give credit to who it was! That made me laugh! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #8 December 26, 2009 Quote Yours is good...but I'm partial to this one (stollen from someone on Facebook). On the twelfth day of Christmas your dropzone may just see: Twelve jumpers jumping, Eleven points a-turning, Ten turned and tracking, Nine tandems waiting, Eight riggers sewing, Seven swoopers swimming, Six packers packing, Five cut-aways, Four free-bags lost, Three in the trees, Two waivers signed, And a safety meeting at the D-Z! Gotta keep it safe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #9 December 26, 2009 Quote Quote Yours is good...but I'm partial to this one (stollen from someone on Facebook). On the twelfth day of Christmas your dropzone may just see: Twelve jumpers jumping, Eleven points a-turning, Ten turned and tracking, Nine tandems waiting, Eight riggers sewing, Seven swoopers swimming, Six packers packing, Five cut-aways, Four free-bags lost, Three in the trees, Two waivers signed, And a safety meeting at the D-Z! Give credit to who it was! That made me laugh! That came from Sam (Mama Fu) from the Farm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #10 January 12, 2010 Quote You should have heard the ER version we did a couple of years ago. It was hilarious to those of us who worked in the ER, but the spouses kind of went "HUH, gross, poor taste" and comments like that Hey, broken femurs and livers are people too!can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #11 January 12, 2010 ...and a student stuck in a tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
