Remster 30 #76 March 18, 2004 Quote But when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months See, thats not fair. If a guy comes up to a girl and says "I like your sweaters" we get slapped....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #77 March 18, 2004 Quote See, thats not fair. If a guy comes up to a girl and says "I like your sweaters" we get slapped.... Sure. What is "fair"? "Fair" is the place you take pigs in the summer to sell them. Nothing between women and men is fair. Girls use pick up lines, they are just non-verbal instead of verbal. - Looking in your eyes and smiling while you talk. - Getting close enough that you know they're in your personal space. - If you are ignoring them, bumping into you and then apologizing in some self-deprecating way ("I'm so clumsy sometimes..."). - Laughing at all your jokes (even if not funny) to let you know they are enjoying your company. (Laughing is verbal, but it's not a "line".) - Making sure you can smell their perfume. - Hair flip. Read'em like a book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #78 March 18, 2004 Quote Girls use pick up lines, they are just non-verbal instead of verbal. They also use the PM function to tell you when you're famous... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #79 March 18, 2004 I hate having to explain my jokes.. .must mean they're not funny sweatersRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #80 March 18, 2004 "Hey, are you hiding a mirror in your pockets? Because I can see myself in your pants." "Hey, let's go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyways." "Geez those pants are small. How do you get into them?" Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #81 March 18, 2004 Quote "Geez those pants are small. How do you get into them?" While I get the idea of this one, you'll probably get smacked, b/c at first, the girl is gonna think you're calling her fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #82 March 18, 2004 Quote Laying seige to the castle . . . aka "Out of Play". Kelly The problem is if I post that...then no one will ever talk to me on a DZ...They could just come here and read my stories...Sorry I have to refuse so I'll have some friends atleast till they have heard all my stories. If I post them, I'd have to go find new stories just to have friends. Thats just to much work."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #83 March 18, 2004 Quote Quote Girls use pick up lines, they are just non-verbal instead of verbal. They also use the PM function to tell you when you're famous... Smiley, happy pms from the honeys are always appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #84 March 18, 2004 Quote I hate having to explain my jokes.. .must mean they're not funny sweaters I got it. I was just moving forward with it. Another unfair social rule: During a phone conversation, a man talks dirty to a woman and it's illegal. A woman talks dirty to a man and it's $3.99 a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #85 March 18, 2004 My favorite: "Hi! My name's DrunkMonkey. I have a six-inch tongue, and I can breathe thru my ears. What's your name?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshKat 0 #86 March 18, 2004 Quote But when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn ! Now why couldn't that guy have been me. Gerb. ahh cheers mate that's the nearest to a pick-up I'll get tonight! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #87 March 18, 2004 I was in a bar in Chicago last night. It was St Patty's day so it was really crowded. We were standing around waiting to snag a table. Val kept trying to get me to hit on these two older chicks so we could sit at their table. I wouldn't do it because I was only on my 3rd or 4th beer. Well.....20-30 minutes later they looked like they were leaving so I made a move to snag the table. I asked one of them if they were leaving and she says "It'll cost ya $5." Me being me.........and now on my 6th beer....I replied with "How bout we trade for sexual favors?" I really was just kidding but I spent the next few minutes trying to non-chalantly back out of that one. With Val yelling stuff like "Woohoo.....Go CLAY!!!" I have this really annoying talent for picking up the ones that I really don't want and acting like an idiot around the ones I do want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxmadmax 8 #88 March 18, 2004 I've had the most success with this simple line. "Who calls you Darling, Darling?" Don't go away mad....just go away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #89 March 19, 2004 "Wanna see me count to one, without using any hands?" "Wanna sit on my lap, and talk about the first thing that pops up?" Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #90 March 19, 2004 "Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face." "Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right" "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? " Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #91 March 19, 2004 Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #92 March 19, 2004 That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #93 March 19, 2004 Quote What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper NOICE. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bosveld 0 #94 March 19, 2004 No pick-up lines has ever worked for me, but I enjoy them for a laugh, here's what I can think of now. - If I follow you home, will you keep me? - Did it hurt? .. (she says: what?) .... When you fell from heaven. - Do you know what's wrong with your legs? Their not around my neck. - It's you!! .. (she says something like: excuse me?) ... then you go: your the girl of my dreams. - Do you sleep on your stomache? Can I? and that's all I can remember. Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, will be true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #95 March 19, 2004 "I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? " Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #96 March 19, 2004 I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!! Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #97 March 19, 2004 Hey bitch, Wanna Mate? Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #98 March 19, 2004 Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #99 March 19, 2004 Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #100 March 19, 2004 Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands? Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
