JRock 0 #51 March 17, 2004 what about a shaved head, brown eyes and a beer gut? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 March 17, 2004 Quotewhat about a shaved head, brown eyes and a beer gut? Or a big beer gut and a goatee? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #53 March 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteHell NO! It's the bad boy "image" that turns me on Works even better if he has a baby face with ice blue eyes too.... Who might you be talk'n about? Is he single? Where does he live? Hey it's ME!!! But no, not single. I live in Ohio!! O HIGH O!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #54 March 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteWho might you be talk'n about? Is he single? Where does he live Was it that obvious that i had someone in mind? Hehe (And yes he's single...for now....) ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #55 March 17, 2004 QuoteNow that ya mention it, I have someone in mind as well There are so many hot "bad boyish" types with ice blue eyes....but i'm sure the one i'm talking about knows it's him... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #56 March 17, 2004 My Favorite. "I'm 31 and I live in a trailer on a Dropzone in ZHill's." Private joke...someone will get it."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #57 March 17, 2004 QuoteThe pick up line i used on turtle... "I got some Head & Shoulders, now get over here and take it like a man." Now I have to clean soda off my monitor! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #58 March 17, 2004 I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!! *Kelly is so excited b/c Ron might have actually been acknowledging the fact that she is alive. Or maybe he was thinking of Missy. * Or maybe he uses that same joke over and over again, so any one of a million people would recognize it. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #59 March 17, 2004 Used on me "Do the other angels know you're missing?" It didn't work because the line came from a total stranger at a newstand. I don't like "pick up lines". What works with me? Introducing yourself, voicing an obvious attraction but getting to know me as a friend first. Also, it is nice to receive compliments to my attributes other than the physical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #60 March 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteCheerleaders are evil dude, Not all of them!! Rah! Rah! Rheee! Kickem in tha knee! Rah! Rah! Rutz! Kickem in the other knee! Theres nothing EEEVIL about Cheerleaders... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ifall 0 #61 March 17, 2004 You're not the cutest girl in the room but beauty is just a light switch away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 334 #62 March 17, 2004 QuoteThe pick up line i used on turtle... "I got some Head & Shoulders, now get over here and take it like a man." What's shoulders? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FrogNog 1 #63 March 17, 2004 QuoteAnd the all time most successful pickup line EVER is............"HI." Yup, that's a good one. A variant that has worked well for me is "Hey, you." The line that got me my current girlfriend (the first time) was "I was wondering if you're single and you like me well enough to get to know me better, based on looks alone." I thought it was to the point. She thought it was "ballsy." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #64 March 17, 2004 QuoteThe line that got me my current girlfriend (the first time) was "I was wondering if you're single and you like me well enough to get to know me better, based on looks alone." LMAO...it's funny. I think that I would have opted to get to know you better myself. FUNNY = VERY GOOD!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ron 10 #65 March 18, 2004 Quote*Kelly is so excited b/c Ron might have actually been acknowledging the fact that she is alive. Or maybe he was thinking of Missy. * I know you are alive...I have seen you post...Missy who? I know like 5 Missy's. QuoteOr maybe he uses that same joke over and over again, so any one of a million people would recognize it. I have told you I only have like 5 good stories....Good stories take a good amount of effort to get. And then you have to work on the timing and polish them up...It is a lot of work. It is just easier to find new people to tell them to than to get new stories. Hey, I've got a story......."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LoudDan 0 #66 March 18, 2004 "Hey, I' know I'm no super model, hell I know I'm not the best looking guy in the bar.....but.... I AM the only one talking to you." I was very drunk and..................that's all I've got,..........I was really drunk Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #67 March 18, 2004 had one used on me..... "i'll be wearing that shirt tommorw"..... and yes it worked..... no she never did wear the shirt... i had to wear it home the next morning ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #68 March 18, 2004 I would never waste a line on you wingi. I would just barge into your tent, say i'm cold and steal your body heat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #69 March 18, 2004 Sunny, you cannot steal that which is readily given away...I'm sure WIngnut would oblige... You cannot molest the willing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JRock 0 #70 March 18, 2004 True... I thought about that last night...... My mom, and two of my sisters were rah rah's and they are not evil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #71 March 18, 2004 Well, I was talking about Dagny (online Dagny). And aren't you popular, knowing five honies named Missy? Hey, Ron, tell your DZ dating theory . . . that's the best one. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ron 10 #72 March 18, 2004 QuoteAnd aren't you popular, knowing five honies named Missy? Well one is my Exwife...I KNOW Im not popular with her. QuoteHey, Ron, tell your DZ dating theory . . . that's the best one. Which one, laying siege to the castle, or the can't date whuffos if you live in a trailer on a DZ?"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #73 March 18, 2004 Laying seige to the castle . . . aka "Out of Play". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites welshKat 0 #74 March 18, 2004 Last week a guy came over to me in a club and actually said, "Do you come here often? I haven't seen you around before.." People do say that in real life?!? Well it didn't work.. Once a guy handed me a 10p in the street and said, "Here's 10p, go call your mum tell her you're not coming home tonight!" Surprisingly, that didn't work either... I don't really have any lines that 'worked', I'm too shy to chat anyone up! But when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheBile 0 #75 March 18, 2004 QuoteBut when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months. Damn ! Now why couldn't that guy have been me. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 3 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
chaoskitty 0 #60 March 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteCheerleaders are evil dude, Not all of them!! Rah! Rah! Rheee! Kickem in tha knee! Rah! Rah! Rutz! Kickem in the other knee! Theres nothing EEEVIL about Cheerleaders... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #61 March 17, 2004 You're not the cutest girl in the room but beauty is just a light switch away Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #62 March 17, 2004 QuoteThe pick up line i used on turtle... "I got some Head & Shoulders, now get over here and take it like a man." What's shoulders? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #63 March 17, 2004 QuoteAnd the all time most successful pickup line EVER is............"HI." Yup, that's a good one. A variant that has worked well for me is "Hey, you." The line that got me my current girlfriend (the first time) was "I was wondering if you're single and you like me well enough to get to know me better, based on looks alone." I thought it was to the point. She thought it was "ballsy." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #64 March 17, 2004 QuoteThe line that got me my current girlfriend (the first time) was "I was wondering if you're single and you like me well enough to get to know me better, based on looks alone." LMAO...it's funny. I think that I would have opted to get to know you better myself. FUNNY = VERY GOOD!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #65 March 18, 2004 Quote*Kelly is so excited b/c Ron might have actually been acknowledging the fact that she is alive. Or maybe he was thinking of Missy. * I know you are alive...I have seen you post...Missy who? I know like 5 Missy's. QuoteOr maybe he uses that same joke over and over again, so any one of a million people would recognize it. I have told you I only have like 5 good stories....Good stories take a good amount of effort to get. And then you have to work on the timing and polish them up...It is a lot of work. It is just easier to find new people to tell them to than to get new stories. Hey, I've got a story......."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #66 March 18, 2004 "Hey, I' know I'm no super model, hell I know I'm not the best looking guy in the bar.....but.... I AM the only one talking to you." I was very drunk and..................that's all I've got,..........I was really drunk Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #67 March 18, 2004 had one used on me..... "i'll be wearing that shirt tommorw"..... and yes it worked..... no she never did wear the shirt... i had to wear it home the next morning ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #68 March 18, 2004 I would never waste a line on you wingi. I would just barge into your tent, say i'm cold and steal your body heat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #69 March 18, 2004 Sunny, you cannot steal that which is readily given away...I'm sure WIngnut would oblige... You cannot molest the willing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #70 March 18, 2004 True... I thought about that last night...... My mom, and two of my sisters were rah rah's and they are not evil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #71 March 18, 2004 Well, I was talking about Dagny (online Dagny). And aren't you popular, knowing five honies named Missy? Hey, Ron, tell your DZ dating theory . . . that's the best one. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #72 March 18, 2004 QuoteAnd aren't you popular, knowing five honies named Missy? Well one is my Exwife...I KNOW Im not popular with her. QuoteHey, Ron, tell your DZ dating theory . . . that's the best one. Which one, laying siege to the castle, or the can't date whuffos if you live in a trailer on a DZ?"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #73 March 18, 2004 Laying seige to the castle . . . aka "Out of Play". Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshKat 0 #74 March 18, 2004 Last week a guy came over to me in a club and actually said, "Do you come here often? I haven't seen you around before.." People do say that in real life?!? Well it didn't work.. Once a guy handed me a 10p in the street and said, "Here's 10p, go call your mum tell her you're not coming home tonight!" Surprisingly, that didn't work either... I don't really have any lines that 'worked', I'm too shy to chat anyone up! But when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #75 March 18, 2004 QuoteBut when I was at school I did once tell a stranger I liked his t-shirt and we ended up going out for about 6 months. Damn ! Now why couldn't that guy have been me. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
