ridestrong 1 #1 January 23, 2010 I've spent more time on top of my new canopy tonight than my last girlfriend. Trying to pack my new (never packed) Safire2 into a brand new Vector3... Starting to wonder if I might end up with 'blue balls'.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #2 January 23, 2010 I'm thinking about naming her 'Sexual Chocolate'... or 'Sexual Dark Chocolate'...*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SEREJumper 1 #3 January 23, 2010 Looks like a smooth concrete floor. New ZP and concrete (well anything smooth) don't go well. Try it on some carpet if you have any, it will allow it to slip less.We're not fucking flying airplanes are we, no we're flying a glorified kite with no power and it should be flown like one! - Stratostar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 January 23, 2010 At least your canopy doesn't ask "Is it in yet?" like your last girlfriend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #5 January 23, 2010 QuoteLooks like a smooth concrete floor. New ZP and concrete (well anything smooth) don't go well. Try it on some carpet if you have any, it will allow it to slip less. Yeah the concrete sure doesn't help. I'm taking a water break and then back at it... It may be a long night of sweet, sweet packing. Maybe it will help if I light some candles.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #6 January 23, 2010 Just stuff that bitch in the bag and jump 'er. Then go back to packing your rig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 23, 2010 QuoteI've spent more time on top of my new canopy tonight than my last girlfriend. SO...how much time did you last GF spend on it? With or without you?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,486 #8 January 23, 2010 Psychopack that bitch for about 25 times, then roll back to the ProPack.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 January 23, 2010 QuotePsychopack that bitch for about 25 times, then roll back to the ProPack. I did that once cause I wanted to make the sunset load and it took me forever to get my new canopy in the bag. The opening caught me off guard, almost chopped it, thought I had a bag lock or something..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,486 #10 January 23, 2010 Can't explain that.. Never had a problem with the Psychopack.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 January 23, 2010 I always laugh at psychopacks, just watching your first one can throw you off guard like "what the fuck is he/she doing?!" Theres a real comedy to watching a canopy get rolled up like a sleeping bag. Just goes to show how well shit works.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 January 23, 2010 Quote Maybe it will help if I light some candles. Try a little massage oil and some tongue action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #13 January 23, 2010 You would have loved seeing Henry pack. It made lots of people very nervous.He would literally wad the damned thing up and stuff into the bag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,486 #14 January 23, 2010 QuoteTheres a real comedy to watching a canopy get rolled up like a sleeping bag. Just goes to show how well shit works. You're right about it working, but I'll share a story. I too, was rolling it like a sleeping bag until at one boogie; a voice from behind says, "That's not how it was intended when I developed the Psychopack." So, I turned around to look and it's Beezy. So, I asked him to show or tell me the correct way. "Don't roll it up tight like a sleeping bag, cut it into thirds and lay it down to control with your knees." [EDIT: Basically, bag depth] Works LOTS better.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 January 24, 2010 QuoteI've spent more time on top of my new canopy tonight than my last girlfriend. And haven't finished either oneYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #16 January 24, 2010 QuoteQuoteI've spent more time on top of my new canopy tonight than my last girlfriend. SO...how much time did you last GF spend on it? With or without you? Just what I was thinking? Why would his last girlfriend care about his new canopy anyway?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #17 January 26, 2010 Half of it is hers! Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
