shah269 0 #1 January 23, 2010 Guys, gals, I've been a part of this community for almost a year. About this time last year I had this really insane thought that I could maybe one day skydive. I came here and you all helped me. I had an accident...these things happen....and you were all very supportive. I hit a few rough patches in life and again you were all very nice. And recently for my job I was looking for some help regarding gaining copy right access to a video from Jet Man and every one helped. I've partaken in a lot of various hobbies from motorcycles to RC planes. And honestly and I know you are not going to believe this but I would say you guys and gals are the tightest nit most dependepable community I have ever seen. And though I only have 7.5 jumps under my belt you guys and gals have been very supportive. Thank you. 3 2 1 (grabs asbestos suit and titanium cod piece)Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #2 January 23, 2010 Quote ... And though I only have 7.5 jumps under my belt you ... How that??? Where'd you leave the remaining 0.5?? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 January 23, 2010 I'm new here, but can only say, once you have made one jump, your part of the family! Period! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #4 January 23, 2010 i've got a pogo stick.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 January 23, 2010 Shah is out on a limb. Quick, somebody, grab a saw and start cutting. We all know how well he lands. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #6 January 23, 2010 This is the most honest, caring and giving group I've ever been a part of. (skydivers, not just here on DZ.com). They won't hesitate to help you, teach you, correct you or kick you square in the balls if you deserve it. I attribute it partly to the risk we face jumping, and partly to the fact that we face that risk. MarkM said "You jump out of fucking planes. Wear women's underwear if you want. We won't care and you'll still have more cool points than the wuffo's watching football at home on Sundays". You are willing to listen, willing to learn. I don't agree with your attitude towards women, but that really doesn't matter. You jump (not right now, but you know what I mean) and you get it. Even when you are an asshat, you are still one of us."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 January 23, 2010 we are just really hard up for entertainment. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #8 January 23, 2010 Once again, welcome to our insanely dysfuntional little family. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #9 January 23, 2010 UsCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #10 January 23, 2010 QuoteI'm new here, but can only say, once you have made one jump, your part of the family! Period! that's right, part of the family ...even if you ARE the really weird cousin that comes to family reunions to sit in the corner, leer at the lady members of the family, and pick his nose. Elvisio "just a joke, not a PA" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 January 24, 2010 QuoteI'm new here, but can only say, once you have made one jump, your part of the family! Period! not according to this thread http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3725917;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unreadYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #12 January 25, 2010 Quotekick you square in the balls if you deserve it. Aaaand sometimes if you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #13 January 25, 2010 Quote Shah is out on a limb. Quick, somebody, grab a saw and start cutting. We all know how well he lands. PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!! Just spit my coffee out...thanks you bastard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #14 January 26, 2010 QuoteMarkM said "You jump out of fucking planes. Wear women's underwear if you want. We won't care and you'll still have more cool points than the wuffo's watching football at home on Sundays". That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to Bolas.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #15 January 26, 2010 QuoteQuoteMarkM said "You jump out of fucking planes. Wear women's underwear if you want. We won't care and you'll still have more cool points than the wuffo's watching football at home on Sundays". That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to Bolas. Actually, it was said to Skittles. In the "Excercise Class" thread."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #16 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote MarkM said "You jump out of fucking planes. Wear women's underwear if you want. We won't care and you'll still have more cool points than the wuffo's watching football at home on Sundays". That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to Bolas. Actually, it was said to Skittles. In the "Excercise Class" thread. I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca. Oh i dont know about that... Remember that pic with the blonde hanging off of your penis with her teethYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #18 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca. Oh i dont know about that... Remember that pic with the blonde hanging off of your penis with her teeth No.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca. Oh i dont know about that... Remember that pic with the blonde hanging off of your penis with her teeth No. I might still have a copy of it if you want itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #20 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm sure I'm not too far from the same statement, seeing as I act like running around the DZ nekkid improves my chances of winning the lottery. In fact... it probably does just the opposite. I've come to learn that the ladies DON'T in fact like the guys that look like Chewbacca. Oh i dont know about that... Remember that pic with the blonde hanging off of your penis with her teeth No. I might still have a copy of it if you want it If it exists, I'd prefer you burn it. That's the wrong kind of thing to have floating around. Especially if I'm going to run for president some day.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 January 26, 2010 Quote No. I might still have a copy of it if you want itIf it exists, I'd prefer you burn it. That's the wrong kind of thing to have floating around. Especially if I'm going to run for president some day.oh it exists but i don't think i still have a copyI'm sure someone has stowed it away for prosperityYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 January 26, 2010 QuoteQuoteI might still have a copy of it if you want it If it exists, I'd prefer you burn it. That's the wrong kind of thing to have floating around. Especially if I'm going to run for president some day. Don't worry-there's minimal chance that ANYONE has ever found evidence that you have a penisYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #23 January 26, 2010 Quote Quote No. I might still have a copy of it if you want it If it exists, I'd prefer you burn it. That's the wrong kind of thing to have floating around. Especially if I'm going to run for president some day.oh it exists but i don't think i still have a copyI'm sure someone has stowed it away for prosperity I have the picture. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #24 January 27, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I might still have a copy of it if you want it If it exists, I'd prefer you burn it. That's the wrong kind of thing to have floating around. Especially if I'm going to run for president some day. Don't worry-there's minimal chance that ANYONE has ever found evidence that you have a penis Oh it's there... And I can see mine.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 January 27, 2010 Quote And I can see mine. It's not yours just because you use it most, Still belongs to Twardo.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
