Andy0689 0 #1 January 30, 2010 I'm sitting in my car in the parking lot waiting for my wife to come out of the store. A car parks next to me and some fat hog climbs out of her car looking at me as she gets out. As she moves her fat ass around the door to close it, I hear her door bounce off my car twice. What should I do to her car? Any suggestions or what would you do to it? It's a perfect "The Shadow Knows" scenario for Mad Magazine.Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #2 January 30, 2010 I wouldnt have let it go. I would have gotten out and demanded her insurance info and if she wouldnt give it up I would have called the police. People like that continue to get away with that kind of shit because other people allow it.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 30, 2010 If I was there, I would have called her on it. If she shrugged it off and there was appreciable damage, I would have filed a criminal mischief report with the local PD. That's probably not the answer you were looking for.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 January 30, 2010 Guess I am a little bit different.. I'd broke her fuckin window! Then just forgot about the ding... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #5 January 30, 2010 release 3/4 of the air from 2 or 3 of her tires and then replace the valve stem caps...pancake the tires,, but don't put the rims to the ground... she'll get the idea that someone was "disappointed in her behavior"...... no tangible harm is done to her property, air is free..... her tires are still sound,,, nothing is 'damaged'.... do it and leave..... sure as hell she doesn't have more than one spare.. if she's foolish enough to drive away on the near flats... then SHE will be the one to cause damage to her own vehicle..... if YOU wanted to do that,,, it would be OK with me.... Of course I would NEVER do such a thing.....just an idea....jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 30, 2010 Quoteno tangible harm is done to her property, air is free..... her tires are still sound,,, nothing is 'damaged'.... do it and leave..... YMMV In Texas an act that results in a significant inconvenience is considered criminal mischief and is a crime.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 January 30, 2010 Quote Quote no tangible harm is done to her property, air is free..... her tires are still sound,,, nothing is 'damaged'.... do it and leave..... YMMV In Texas an act that results in a significant inconvenience is considered criminal mischief and is a crime. You'd think dinging someone's door would come under that law! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 January 30, 2010 Take the high road and don't do anything in retaliation. If she returns to her vehicle while you are still there, politely say, "M'am you dinged my door when you got out of your car earlier. Please be more careful in the future."She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 January 30, 2010 QuoteYou'd think dinging someone's door would come under that law I agree. Hence my explanation as to what I would do in that situation. It sucks when otherwise decent people get in deeper then they meant to because they retaliated against a indecent person.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #10 January 30, 2010 Quote Quote You'd think dinging someone's door would come under that law I agree. Hence my explanation as to what I would do in that situation. It sucks when otherwise decent people get in deeper then they meant to because they retaliated against a indecent person. Thats my advantage of not bring a decent person! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 January 30, 2010 I thought you were a decent person, because you're apparently not a "real biker." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 January 30, 2010 Quote I thought you were a decent person, because you're apparently not a "real biker." LOL, Ya got me there! BTW, I'd love to see that assclown try to ride with a cop! H eis clueless to the training they have! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 31, 2010 I'm surprised that nobody has pointed out how car paint and car keys go well together.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #14 January 31, 2010 Quote Take the high road and don't do anything in retaliation. If she returns to her vehicle while you are still there, politely say, "M'am you dinged my door when you got out of your car earlier. Please be more careful in the future." You are too funny! My RSX was about two months old when some idjit left a door ding on it that cost me $500.00 to fix. There was no way he/she didn't realize what happened but driving off was easier... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #15 January 31, 2010 sell the car, get a rusty truck with nurf guards...thats what i drive...no worries, no stress, no payments. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #16 January 31, 2010 Lol yup. Most of the vehicles I own I could care less about door dings. I had an old mazda b2200 that was beat to hell. there wasn't a straight panel on it. One day I found a note on my window from someone that had backed into my truck. said they hit the front driver side. The only way I could tell they actually hit me was because of the marks left in the dirt. I probobly never would have noticed if they hadn't left a note. I called him up and said thanks for leaving the note and not to worry about it. So ya there are some decent people out there. This has happened to me quite a few times where someone backs into me or something, I even got rear ended once in my roadmaster, smashed the bumper up pretty good. Thats one of the nice things about driving beaters, there just not worth getting stressed out about and you dont have to deal with the bullshit of worrying about little dents and scratches. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 January 31, 2010 QuoteYou are too funny! My RSX was about two months old when some idjit left a door ding on it that cost me $500.00 to fix. There was no way he/she didn't realize what happened but driving off was easier... It sucks and I'd be mad too, but I refuse to stoop down to someone else's level to retaliate with an action I wouldn't purposefully do in the first place.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #18 January 31, 2010 Funny story about door dings. I bought my first ever off the lot BRAND NEW truck & would park way out in the lot to avoid dings. Made the comment that I'd like to get 10,000 miles on it before a door ding... Well, at about 8,000 the wife creams a deer & takes out the hood, left fender, both doors, (crew cab) & left mirror. Got it home & had to drill a one inch hole through the fender just to get air the air filter! So much for door dings.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 January 31, 2010 Quote Take the high road and don't do anything in retaliation. If she returns to her vehicle while you are still there, politely say, "M'am you dinged my door when you got out of your car earlier. Please be more careful in the future." And if she gives a "so what" attitude in response, I'm gonna wait til she gets back in her car, and then I'm gonna fling my car door open hard a couple of times and give her two really nice dings, and then drive off. See how the fat bitch will like it now. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #20 January 31, 2010 Quote Quote Take the high road and don't do anything in retaliation. If she returns to her vehicle while you are still there, politely say, "M'am you dinged my door when you got out of your car earlier. Please be more careful in the future." You are too funny! My RSX was about two months old when some idjit left a door ding on it that cost me $500.00 to fix. There was no way he/she didn't realize what happened but driving off was easier... i feel your pain! i have a 2008 honda element and some ass hole clipped the front of my car backing out/pulling in (i back into parking spaces) fucking up the bumper, the quarter pannel, and the hood. i dont even wanna know the estimate to for it. again...driving off was easier.Jump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #21 January 31, 2010 Quote Take the high road and don't do anything in retaliation. Now what fun is that? You read a lot of Dear Abby, don't you? "Speak with your clergyman." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #22 January 31, 2010 Anyhow, I think you should pop a cap in her ass. Either that or tie her to a lamppost, and burn her at the stake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #23 January 31, 2010 Quote Quote no tangible harm is done to her property, air is free..... her tires are still sound,,, nothing is 'damaged'.... do it and leave..... YMMV In Texas an act that results in a significant inconvenience is considered criminal mischief and is a crime. very well ,,, then i stand corrected.....my reply is mostly meant in jest, and as an indication of having been aggravated by the careless woman... however when an Officer of the Law tells me otherwise... then, I DO listen....thanks A D. ps.. i don't know what YMMV means....please explain jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 January 31, 2010 QuoteQuote ps.. i don't know what YMMV means....please explain jt Your Milage May VaryYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #25 January 31, 2010 Quotemy reply is mostly meant in jest, and as an indication of having been aggravated by the careless woman... I know. It wasn't out there for you as it was for general education. Like I said earlier, I hate it when I see otherwise decent people that become aggravated, make a bad choice and then the person who truly deserves to be punished (the original offender) has revenge!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AggieDave 6 #25 January 31, 2010 Quotemy reply is mostly meant in jest, and as an indication of having been aggravated by the careless woman... I know. It wasn't out there for you as it was for general education. Like I said earlier, I hate it when I see otherwise decent people that become aggravated, make a bad choice and then the person who truly deserves to be punished (the original offender) has revenge!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
