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Man if that story doesn't smack of the famous last words, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

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So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Man if that story doesn't smack of the famous last words, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"



Close.

I think the exact quote was:

"hey should you be smoking while you're doing that?"

"I'll be fine...hey, hold my beer..."
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/22403853/detail.html

Sounds like he made a rocket-sled out of an old motorcycle muffler, gasoline and a sled...




Ya gotta speak up...I can't hear ya, my EARS ARE RINNGIN'! :P

I think that damn rocket sled woulda worked had there been any snow on the ground...:S










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Has anyone heard from Twardo lately?



I got a letter from him last week. I don't know why the hell he can't email....the postage on those stone tablets is outrageous, and my cuniform translation skills are rusty at best.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Has anyone heard from Twardo lately?



I got a letter from him last week. I don't know why the hell he can't email....the postage on those stone tablets is outrageous, and my cuniform translation skills are rusty at best.


Don



Maybe he needs one of these....

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Has anyone heard from Twardo lately?



I got a letter from him last week. I don't know why the hell he can't email....the postage on those stone tablets is outrageous, and my cuniform translation skills are rusty at best.


Don


Maybe he needs one of these....


:D
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Has anyone heard from Twardo lately?



I got a letter from him last week. I don't know why the hell he can't email....the postage on those stone tablets is outrageous, and my cuniform translation skills are rusty at best.


Don


Maybe he needs one of these....



Use to listen to "Rock & Roll" long before Buddy Holly came along! B|










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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/22403853/detail.html

Sounds like he made a rocket-sled out of an old motorcycle muffler, gasoline and a sled...



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Sheriff's deputies continue to investigate the incident pending possible criminal charges...



I think that explains his absence.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Witnesses said the man strapped the device on his back, donned a makeshift helmet and got on a sled, asking someone to light a wick attached to the device.



What the hell is a "makeshift helmet"? Soup pot? Colander?
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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Witnesses said the man strapped the device on his back, donned a makeshift helmet and got on a sled, asking someone to light a wick attached to the device.



What the hell is a "makeshift helmet"? Soup pot? Colander?




Beer can holder/hat










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Has anyone heard from Twardo lately?



I got a letter from him last week. I don't know why the hell he can't email....the postage on those stone tablets is outrageous, and my cuniform translation skills are rusty at best.


Don


Maybe he needs one of these....



Use to listen to "Rock & Roll" long before Buddy Holly came along! B|


So you're sayin' Rolling Rock beer is a copyright infringement?
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Sounds like he made a rocket-sled out of an old motorcycle muffler, gasoline and a sled...



Quoting the article:
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Sheriff's deputies continue to investigate the incident pending possible criminal charges...



I think that explains his absence.


From fark.com link to story: When living out your Wile E. Coyote dreams goes horribly wrong.
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