If you want to keep your licence don't get a motorbike

[AggieDave 6]

You're asking the wrong person...you'll have to ask that other guy who is apparently an authority on the matter!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[airtwardo 7]

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You're asking the wrong person...you'll have to ask that other guy who is apparently an authority on the matter!

In that case...can I be a SWooPER ?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[hookitt 1]

I say yes! Look at my screen name. That alone should make me an authority on swooping.






(In reality I probably should change it to flatturntim)

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[AggieDave 6]

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In that case...can I be a SWooPER ?!

Well, for that there's a guy I know with about 200 jumps you need to talk to. He bought a Katana 135 and is now out swooping JayMo and JT! He, much like the first example, is the apparent expert.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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Dave was riding bike for years before every being a LEO let alone becoming a Motorbike LEO.

Time in saddle is not what a biker makes. Just like standing in front of a class and babbling does not make one a teacher.

And just because I am pointing out the obvious, does not make me an expert either.

[cocheese 0]

What makes a biker?

[AggieDave 6]

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What makes a biker?

This reminds me of a lot of Freefliers in the early 2000's that didn't care if you could do head down, sit fly, take docks, etc. You weren't a FF'er unless you smoked dope with them. Same sort of nonsense babble.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[cocheese 0]

This reminds me of Rose Ann Roseannadanna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7gLJr03vNQ

[SkyDekker 1,465]

Get out there and find out for yourself.

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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This reminds me of a lot of Freefliers in the early 2000's that didn't care if you could do head down, sit fly, take docks, etc. You weren't a FF'er unless you smoked dope with them. Same sort of nonsense babble.

If I dressed up as a cop and pulled over a car in front of you.....would you call me a cop or arrest me for impersonating a cop?

[AggieDave 6]

Ok. Since I ride a motorcycle 6-7 days a week. I don't dress up like a RUB on the weekends. That and I really enjoy riding, I can't be a biker by your definition? Ok. What ever helps you sleep at night.

I am really curious as to what YOUR definition of a biker is, though. Do I have to have a mohawk thing on my helmet and do stuntz on the highway while splitting cars? Or do I need a 3-piece patch and a bag full of meth in my saddle bag?

Which stereotype is it?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SkyDekker 1,465]

If I dressed up as a cop and pulled over a car in front of you.....would you call me a cop or arrest me for impersonating a cop?

[AggieDave 6]

You repeated that twice. I read it the first time. There's a serious fallacy in your statement and it has to do with violation of law. I also understand the point you are trying to make, but then again, it too is laughable.

I guess you can't actually define what YOUR definition of a biker is, you just apparently hate cops. So good for you.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[cocheese 0]

I'm out there. I ride. But I'm not a biker. I'm a wuss wad compared to you real bikers. A lot safer than most bikers, but still a wuss wad.

[Broke 0]

now this is a squid http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261 Don't open if you are afraid of blood

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[AggieDave 6]

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I'm out there. I ride. But I'm not a biker.

That is my thought. I don't go to rallies. I don't go to biker bars. I just really enjoy riding. A lot. I even *gasp* wave at other bikers regardless of what brand bike they're riding.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[cocheese 0]

to those that didn't open the above link yet.. don't unless you want to see shredded finger tips from a guy who ragged his chain while the bike was running on the stand. yuck.

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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laughable.

Laughable is the amount of time people get pulled over based on what they are wearing.....

I don't hate cops, I hate people who try to be what they are not, cops just tend to often fit that bill. The badge makes turns them into a different person.

Speaking of people trying to be who they are not....when was the last time you pulled over a Blue Knight for loud pipes?

[AggieDave 6]

Whens the last time I saw a Blue Knight? We don't have them in the area. Literally all the LE in the area that ride said "we don't want to wear a patch and you can go away with yours."

This guy what you consider a biker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxbHyEIkgdU&feature=related

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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We don't have them in the area.

Don't know how you define area....but there are more than 30 "chapters" of that "club" in Texas alone....

Can't view youtube, but I'm sure it was something smart ass.

[airtwardo 7]

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...a bag full of meth in my saddle bag.

Does that come free with the bike or a gotta pay extra?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[AggieDave 6]

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Does that come free with the bike or a gotta pay extra?

Depends on if you're in south Texas or near the Red River on the north end...

I think in southern Oklahoma you have to have the meth on hand to simply buy a bike.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[skyrider 0]

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laughable.

Laughable is the amount of time people get pulled over based on what they are wearing.....

I don't hate cops, I hate people who try to be what they are not, cops just tend to often fit that bill. The badge makes turns them into a different person.

Speaking of people trying to be who they are not....when was the last time you pulled over a Blue Knight for loud pipes?

That discription of a Cop has never once in my years of jumping aplied to Cops that skydive! Sure there are assshoels behind the badge, there are asholes on motorcyles, but you can't pin hole a whole group, just because they choose law inforcement!

Something about the brotherhood we share, draws in a more open minded kind of person! I'm always glad to meet a good Cop,and most of them are!

Oh gawd, I guess that means I really am not a biker!

[skyrider 0]

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Whens the last time I saw a Blue Knight? We don't have them in the area. Literally all the LE in the area that ride said "we don't want to wear a patch and you can go away with yours."

This guy what you consider a biker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxbHyEIkgdU&feature=related

He is just giving his brand new leathers that scufed look!

[Squeak 17]

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laughable.

Laughable is the amount of time people get pulled over based on what they are wearing.....

I don't hate cops, I hate people who try to be what they are not, cops just tend to often fit that bill. The badge makes turns them into a different person.

Speaking of people trying to be who they are not....when was the last time you pulled over a Blue Knight for loud pipes?

and yet, STILL no definition of what you consider to be a biker, I'm curious, really i am, 30 plus years on bikes, building and riding, and I may have to hand in my biker tshirt

PLEASE Guru Dekker, enlighten us

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